Forgetting Sarah Marshall

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Release date 2008

Duration 111 min

Producer(s) Judd Apatow, Shauna Robertson, Rodney Rothman...more

Director(s) Nicholas Stoller...more Nicholas Stoller...less

Writer(s) Jason Segel...more Jason Segel...less

Cast Jason Segel, Kristen Bell, Mila Kunis...more

Genre Comedy, Drama,

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Forgetting Sarah Marshall Quotes

Brian:
You gotta get your shit together, man.
Peter Bretter:
I'm trying to. It's so hard here. Brian, everywhere I look I'm reminded of her, okay? Like, she got me this, okay because I would always leave my cereal boxes open, and the cereal would get stale, and so one day I came home, and she had this waiting for me, because it keeps my cereal fresh. And now I have the freshest cereal.

Rachel Jansen:
I can see your hoohah!

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Sarah Marshall:
[in mocking, exaggerated British accent] Oh, I'm Aldous Snow, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit...

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Brian:
What's up with that hat... what are you in the Buena Vista Social Club?
Peter Bretter:
This is a nice hat.
Brian:
What member of the brat pack are you? You look like one of those guys suspected of killing JFK.

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Sarah Marshall:
Aldous... wake up.
Aldous Snow:
[Snores]
Sarah Marshall:
Aldous... wake up... make love to me.
Aldous Snow:
Alright, you go on top though, cause I'm knackered.

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Detective Hunter Rush:
He was either stabbed in the aorta or it was his time of the month.

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Peter Bretter:
[singing] Everybody hates you. Everybody wishes that you were dead. Peter you suck. Peter you suck. Peter your music is fucking terrible. Peter you suck, Peter you suck. You don't do anything of value. Peter you suck. Go write some music. But instead you sit and write these bullshit songs. It's so self-loathing. Go see a psychiatrist. I hate the psychiatrist. Go see one anyway.

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Surfing Instructor:
Aloha, man. My name's Koonu.
Peter Bretter:
I know, we met duing the surf lesson!
Surfing Instructor:
Oh right, you're that guy who works for Kaiser Permanente!
Peter Bretter:
No, I'm Peter! We had a really nice talk out on the water!
Surfing Instructor:
Oh. [pause]
Surfing Instructor:
Coooool.

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[after bumping into Peter again]
Aldous Snow:
Oh fuck me, this is a small resort.

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Peter Bretter:
Hi, can I have another Bloody Mary, please?
Female Bartender:
You're still working on that one.
Peter Bretter:
It's an anticipatory order.

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Surfing Instructor:
[singing to himself] # Oh the weather outside is weather... #

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Peter Bretter:
[He and Rachel are having sex as loudly as possible to annoy Sarah] She's having an orgasm!

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