Date created: April 2010
Release date 2008
Duration 111 min
Producer(s) Judd Apatow, Shauna Robertson, Rodney Rothman...more
Director(s) Nicholas Stoller...more
Writer(s) Jason Segel...more
Cast Jason Segel, Kristen Bell, Mila Kunis...more
You gotta get your shit together, man.
I'm trying to. It's so hard here. Brian, everywhere I look I'm reminded of her, okay? Like, she got me this, okay because I would always leave my cereal boxes open, and the cereal would get stale, and so one day I came home, and she had this waiting for me, because it keeps my cereal fresh. And now I have the freshest cereal.
What's up with that hat... what are you in the Buena Vista Social Club?
This is a nice hat.
What member of the brat pack are you? You look like one of those guys suspected of killing JFK.
[singing] Everybody hates you. Everybody wishes that you were dead. Peter you suck. Peter you suck. Peter your music is fucking terrible. Peter you suck, Peter you suck. You don't do anything of value. Peter you suck. Go write some music. But instead you sit and write these bullshit songs. It's so self-loathing. Go see a psychiatrist. I hate the psychiatrist. Go see one anyway.
Aloha, man. My name's Koonu.
I know, we met duing the surf lesson!
Oh right, you're that guy who works for Kaiser Permanente!
No, I'm Peter! We had a really nice talk out on the water!