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Release date 1996

Duration 101 min

Producer(s) Dorothea Adkins, Roger Birnbaum, Jeffrey Chernov...more

Director(s) David M. Evans...more David M. Evans...less

Writer(s) Tim Kelleher...more Tim Kelleher...less

Cast Sinbad, Brock Pierce, Blake Boyd...more

Genre Family,

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First Kid Quotes

Morton:
And lose that tie. You look like you robbed a dead clown.

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Sam Simms:
You know what's gonna happen if I let you go? Morton is gonna call me in. Then he's going to chew my butt off. I'll be sitting there and my butt's gonna get smaller and smaller and by the time I get up, my back is going to be on my thighs. Because I won't have no butt. You wouldn't want that to happen to me, would you? Of course you wouldn't.

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Waitress:
Sir, here's that explosive coffee. Two sugars.

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Luke Davenport:
But we go boxing. I could go as Reggie!
Sam Simms:
You could go as Michael Jordan, but you ain't going.

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Sam Simms:
Just be careful out there in cyberspace. Don't tell them anything.

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Woods:
I'll have a Harvey Wallbanger. Make it a Harvey Oswald.
Sam Simms:
What's the difference?
Woods:
Oswald has three shots.

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Wilkes:
This is the black tie affair!
Sam Simms:
I know, sir and I got it covered. I'm black and I'm wearing a tie.

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Agent Dash:
You guys suck.
Sam Simms:
We suck, ya hear that Luke? We suck, alright, we suck! Let's make a sucky left turn here.

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Luke Davenport:
The kitchen's closed.
Sam Simms:
I'm Agent Double-Oh Simms. I can get into any kitchen.

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Morton:
I'm gonna be watching you, Simms, and the minute you screw up you're gonna be working mail fraud in east Cleveland. You understand me? OR AM I YELLING AT TOO HIGH A FREQUENCY?
Sam Simms:
No, Sir, I got my ear piece in.

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