Failure to Launch

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Release date 2006

Duration 97 min

Producer(s) Scott Aversano, Ronald M. Bozman, Karen Dexter...more

Director(s) Tom Dey...more Tom Dey...less

Writer(s) Tom J. Astle, Matt Ember...more Tom J. Astle, Matt Ember...less

Cast Matthew McConaughey, Sarah Jessica Parker, Zooey Deschanel...more

Genre Comedy,

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Kit:
I smell something. Do you smell something?
Paula:
Oh, Tripp and I had crab today.
Kit:
No, that's not it. I smell... fun.
Paula:
What?
Kit:
You are a dirty little fun-haver.

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Kit:
Shut up, you whore!
Paula:
[sipping champagne] Oh I'm sorry, was I sipping too loudly for you?
Kit:
No, you were not sipping too loudly. It's that goddamn bird outside my goddamn window!
Paula:
Oh.
Kit:
What the hell kind of devil bird chirps at night?

Kit:
Yeah, everyone from work went to T.G.I. Friday's, but I don't really like that place. Or anyone I work with.
Paula:
Oh good, so then we can stay in and watch one of those drinking movies you like.
Kit:
[sarcastically] Yeah!

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Al, Sue:
[Sitting naked together in a recliner, singing] Hit the road, "Tripp", and don't ya come back no more, no more, no more, no more. Hit the road, "Tripp", and don't ya come back no more.

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Demo:
Deception's a poison. It’s like margarine.

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Paula:
[of "her" supposedly dying dog] What's his real name, anyway?
Veterinarian:
I don't know. I just clean their teeth and chop their balls off. [the dog whimpers]

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Tripp:
[at the top of a mountain, when Ace appears] Well, hey there, Ace. Glad you could make it, man. We thought you went home.
Ace:
[dropping to the ground, exhausted] I fell into a deep, dark crevasse. I was so scared.

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Ace:
And at least I'm not sponging off my parents so I can afford to get laid on every continent.
Demo:
Whoa, whoa... I'm a ramblin' man, I'm a tumble weed, I'm a seeker of truth!

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Paula:
The tall one just got fired from Kinko's.

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[Paula pretends to be the girlfriend of one of her clients, as they sit in a coffee shop]
Paula:
Hey, I mean, come on. Look at you. You're smart, you're attractive, you love the original "Star Wars" trilogy because it's all about storytelling, and myth, before C.G.I. ruined everything. I mean, come on. What girl wouldn't want to be with you?
Techie Guy:
A shocking number, actually.
Paula:
Well, you know what? It's their loss. You show me a guy who loves Empire and I'll show you a guy who's not afraid of his imagination. Like when Luke gets to the cave and he asks Yoda what's in there and Yoda says...
Techie Guy:
[imitating Yoda's voice with Star Wars music playing in the background] ... Only what you take with you.
Paula:
But he goes in anyway, because he's not afraid of his own mind!
Techie Guy:
He's walking the path of the Jedi, that's why.
Paula:
That's you! You're Luke!

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[first lines]
Melissa:
I just feel really close to you.
Tripp:
You are really close to me.

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Al:
[walking in on Tripp and Melissa having sex] Tripp, as long as you're up son... Oh...
Tripp:
Oh, come on, Pop! Whoa, man. Don't you knock?
Al:
What? Your momma's... Snoring like a rhino. And then this music got started... Hey, you must be Melody.
Melissa:
Melissa.
Al:
Oh! It's Melissa! It's Melissa. Okay. Alright. Y'all have a good time.
Tripp:
Night, Pop.
Melissa:
You live with your parents?
Tripp:
Is that a problem?
Melissa:
Are you kidding me?

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