Everyone Says I Love You

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Release date 1996

Duration 101 min

Producer(s) Letty Aronson, J.E. Beaucaire, Jean Doumanian...more

Director(s) Woody Allen...more Woody Allen...less

Writer(s) Woody Allen...more Woody Allen...less

Cast Edward Norton, Drew Barrymore, Diva Gray...more

Genre Comedy, Musical,

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Rapper:
Yo check it I'm through with love / I'm through with all you muthafuckas.

Bob:
Honey! Bring down a copy of my will... and an eraser!

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Joe:
My knowledge of art is limited to Kirk Douglas as Vincent VanGogh.

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DJ:
That's Frieda, our maid. Personally I think she was Hitler's maid at Berchtesgaden.

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Charles Ferry:
If you were my girl, I'd make love to you in every room of the house, on every table top, on every rug...
Schuyler Dandridge:
We also have some lovely Early American chandeliers...

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Steffi:
I've been trying since we got divorced to find the right woman for him, somebody to match up with his personality. I'm beginning to wonder if the world population isn't too limited.

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Charles Ferry:
How was it?
Schuyler Dandridge:
Good considering I'd never kissed a sociopath.

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Steffi:
You always pick the wrong women.
Joe:
Hey, I picked you.
Steffi:
Yeah, I know, we got divorced.
Joe:
'Cause you were impossible to live with.
Steffi:
"I was impossible to live with," I love this. You couldn't figure out whether you wanted to be a psychoanalyst or a writer!
Joe:
So I compromised, I became a writer and a patient.

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Steffi:
Y'know over the years I often wondered what would have happened if we stayed together.
Joe:
Well, that's something we never gonna know. We've managed to produce a fabulous daughter though. She got your looks, fortunately, and my... magic personality.

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Joe:
I should go to Paris and jump off of the Eiffel Tower. If I took the Concorde, I could be dead three hours earlier.

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Bob:
I never believed in God. No, I didn't even as a little kid. I remember this. I used to think even if he exists, he's done such a terrible job, it's a wonder people don't get together and file a class action suit against him.

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Joe:
In a relationship, it is better to be the leaver than the leavee.

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