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Release date 2004

Duration 93 min

Producer(s) Alec Berg, Daniel Goldberg, Tom Karnowski...more

Director(s) Jeff Schaffer, Alec Berg, David Mandel...more

Writer(s) Alec Berg, David Mandel, Jeff Schaffer...more

Cast Scott Mechlowicz, Jacob Pitts, Kristin Kreuk...more

Genre Comedy,

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Mad Maynard:
Oi! This is a private members bar, exclusively for supporters of the greatest football team in the world, Manchester United, now please. Enlighten me. [shouting]
Mad Maynard:
Who the fuck are you?
Scott:
Um... we're the Manchester United Fan Club... from Ohio.

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Scott:
Yeah... um, listen. We're trying to get to Berlin, Germany. Do you know if there's a train coming anytime soon?
Tibor:
Oh yes! Very soon! They are building it now!

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Tibor:
Enjoy Bratislava. It's good you came in summer, in winter it can get very depressing.

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Cooper:
So who's Cristoff?
Jenny:
I don't wanna talk about it. [Takes bottle of alchoal and drinks it all]

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Hooligan:
So I tell the swamp donkey to sack it before I give her a tonk in the tradesmans' entrance and have her lick me yarbles. Translation: So I told the fat slag to go to sleep before I stick my penis in her arse and make her lick my testicles.
Cooper:
Wow... you guys are on like a completely different level of swearing over here

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Donny:
I did her on his birthday.

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Cooper:
Hello Mr. Walters... I see... fired? Well, I... Well, if that's what you want, I understand... goodbye, sir.
Scott:
They had to catch you eventually.
Cooper:
No, they fired Humphrey.
Scott:
Shut up!
Cooper:
I got his office and a raise!

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Jenny:
So you just go around Europe sleeping with every woman you meet?
Christoph:
No, please Jenny, it is not like that. I also sleep with men.

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[after seeing Scott at the Vatican on TV]
Bert:
What a fucking loser, I'm gonna videotape this.

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Madame Vandersexxx:
Welcome to Club Vandersexxx, Amsterdam's most erotic club. Where your every fantasy will be fulfilled.
Cooper:
Also, says I get a free t-shirt with the flyer.
Madame Vandersexxx:
He is American. How sad for you to grow up in a country that was founded by prudes. A country over run with crime and illiteracy. A country where a man is forced to make sex to only one woman at a time and one must learn the woman's name beforehand.
Cooper:
It was horrible.
Madame Vandersexxx:
I know, but you can come with me and let the Vandersexxx begin.

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Cooper:
Ha ha, look at Jamie's penis.

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Cooper:
There's your R rating right there.

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