Empire Records

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Release date 1995

Duration 90 min

Producer(s) Paul Kurta, Tony Ludwig, Arnon Milchan...more

Director(s) Allan Moyle...more Allan Moyle...less

Writer(s) Carol Heikkinen...more Carol Heikkinen...less

Cast Anthony LaPaglia, Maxwell Caulfield, Debi Mazar...more

Genre Comedy, Drama,

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Empire Records Quotes

A.J.:
Lucas, hey Lucas. Hey Lucas. What the hell are you doin' here, man?
Lucas:
Something happened to me last night. In Atlantic City.
A.J.:
Oh, you went to Atlantic City?
Mark:
Wow! Did you win anything?
Lucas:
No. I did not win. So if you guys ever wonder if it was nice to know you, I tell you now that it was.

Corey:
Joe, you're the best boss in the world. Can I bring Rex his lunch?
Joe:
Berko's taking him his lunch.
Corey:
Um Joe, you know that Berko's gonna insult him to his face I don't think that's such a good idea.
Joe:
I don't care if Berko sticks an M-80 up his butt and lights it. In fact, I hope he sticks one up mine, it might be an improvement.
Corey:
Joe, I have to bring Rex his lunch.
Joe:
Berko is.
Corey:
Joe, I need to bring him his lunch.
Joe:
Berko is.
Corey:
[screams] I'M BRINGING REX HIS LUNCH! [pause]
Joe:
...alright.

Tags: Boss Quotes Hope Quotes

High Roller:
That's an 18,000 dollar bet, you sure you know what you're doin kid?
Lucas:
I know this, that if I win this roll I will save the place that I work from being sold, and the jobs of my friends that work there. Thus striking a blow at all that is evil and making this world a better place to be in.
Lady at Craps Table:
Huh?
Lucas:
...And I'll buy you guys a drink.

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Lady at Craps Table:
Feeling lucky?
Lucas:
I am guided by a force much greater than luck.

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A.J.:
Hey Joe, I wanna tell Corey how I feel about her, and I thought you'd be the perfect guy for the job...
Joe:
Oh, yeah. My wife left me for a woman and my girlfriend forced me to leave on gunpoint. Does this qualify me?
A.J.:
Yeah, absolutely.

Tags: Man Quotes Thought Quotes Woman Quotes

Lucas:
$9104. I counted it... twice.
Lady at Craps Table:
I like your style.
Lucas:
[proud, humble] Well Joe told me to count it twice...

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A.J.:
...you know, I got to tell her that I, uh, well, you know, that I uh...
Joe:
love her.
A.J.:
Yeah, now how do I do that?
Joe:
You say I love you. What do you want, written instructions?

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Lucas:
I used to pee in my bed. I did. I, I wet my bed until I was ten. My mother turned me over to the county when I was ten to- not for being a bed wetter- but for being a bad seed. Anyways, 3 years went by, then Joe came. And he took me out, and I became the well adjusted person I am today.

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[about the CDs that Warren tried to shoplift]
Lucas:
Rap, metal, rap, metal, Whitney Houston.

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Mark:
We mustn't dwell... no, not today. We CAN'T. Not on Rex Manning day.

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Gina:
I don't know it's just something I've always been able to do.
Rex Manning:
Alright. What am I wearing now?
Gina:
Jockies. Navy Blue. Am I right?
Rex Manning:
I don't know.
Gina:
Well why don't you check it out, and you let me know.

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[Joe is talking to the police about Warren]
Joe:
[to Warren] How old are you?
Warren:
Old enough to kick your butt through your skull and splatter your brains on the wall.
Joe:
[to the cops on the phone] Yeah, he's a juvenile.

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