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Release date 1994

Duration 127 min

Producer(s) Tim Burton, Denise Di Novi, Michael Flynn...more

Director(s) Tim Burton...more Tim Burton...less

Writer(s) Rudolph Grey, Scott Alexander, Larry Karaszewski...more

Cast Johnny Depp, Martin Landau, Sarah Jessica Parker...more

Genre Biography, Comedy,

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Ed Wood Quotes

Ed Reynolds:
[referring to Tor Johnson] Why did you give HIM all the dialog? He is unintelligible!
Edward D. Wood, Jr.:
Look, Bela's dead and Vampira won't talk. I had to give somebody the dialog!

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Bela Lugosi:
Home? I have no home. Haunted... despised... living like an animal. The jungle is my home! But I will show the world that I can be its master. I shall perfect my own race of people... a race of atomic supermen that will conquer the world!

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Ed Reynolds:
Before we start shooting, Mr. Wood, we have a few questions.
Reverend Lemon:
Yes. The script contains numerous references to graverobbing. Now we find the concept of digging up consecrated ground to be highly offensive. It is blasphemy.
Edward D. Wood, Jr.:
What are you talking about, it's the premise of the movie. It's the title of the movie for Christ sakes.
Reverend Lemon:
But Mr. Wood!
Ed Reynolds:
Yes, about that title. It strikes us as very inflammatory. Why don't we change it to Plan 9 from Outer Space.
Edward D. Wood, Jr.:
Huh. That's ridiculous.

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Bela Lugosi:
[about to start filming at night] "All right, lets shoot this fucker!"

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Edward D. Wood, Jr.:
I'm a movie director.
Tor Johnson:
Movies? You mean like the Mickey Mouse?

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Photographer #1:
Whose crazy idea was it to bury him in the cape?
Photographer #2:
I heard it was in the will. It was how he wanted to be remembered.

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Edward D. Wood, Jr.:
[talking on phone] Bunny? We're making another movie! Yes. I got the Baptist Church of Beverly Hills to put up the cash!
Paul Marco:
[knocking on door] Ed, I got the Lugosi doubles outside!
Edward D. Wood, Jr.:
Bunny, I gotta go... [Ed opens the door to find a short man, a fat man, and a Chinese man]
Edward D. Wood, Jr.:
[sighs, shakes head] He's too short, he's too... tall, he's... just not going to work.
Paul Marco:
Well, Ed. I was thinking like when Bela played Fu Manchu...
Edward D. Wood, Jr.:
[Pulls Paul aside] [wispering]
Edward D. Wood, Jr.:
Paul, that was Karloff.

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[Bela, in his Dracula costume, hears the doorbell on Halloween night]
Bela Lugosi:
Children! I love children.

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Bela Lugosi:
[watching Vampira on TV] I think she's a honey. Look at those jugs.

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[Bride of the Monster wrap party. Mariachi band plays "Que sera sera"]
Tor Johnson:
Mister Bunny, what's wrong? I heard you were becoming a lady.
Bunny Breckinridge:
Oh, that. Mexico was... a nightmare. We got into a car accident... he was killed. Our luggage... was stolen. The surgeon... turned out to be... a quack. If it hadn't been for these men... [gestures to the Mariachi band]
Bunny Breckinridge:
I don't know... how I would have... survived,

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Edward D. Wood, Jr.:
Are you people insane? I'm the director. I make the casting decisions around here.

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Dolores Fuller:
You people are insane! You're wasting your lives making shit! Nobody cares! These movies are terrible!

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