Duplex

Duplex

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Release date 2003

Duration 89 min

Producer(s) Drew Barrymore, Alan C. Blomquist, Stuart Cornfeld...more

Director(s) Danny DeVito...more Danny DeVito...less

Writer(s) Larry Doyle...more Larry Doyle...less

Cast Ben Stiller, Drew Barrymore, Eileen Essell...more

Genre Movies,

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Duplex Quotes

Mrs. Connelly:
[counting grapes slowly] 23... 24... 25...
Alex Rose:
[quickly] 26... 27... 28... 29... 30!
Mrs. Connelly:
[sees blueberries] Oh! Blueberries! One... two... three... four...

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Mrs. Connelly:
Mr. Rose, could you sprinkle some salt on the steps. They're terribly icy.
Alex Rose:
You better not go outside then. [walks outside and slips on the steps]

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Nancy Kendricks:
[Mrs. Connelly leaves to run errands] Okay, come on. We don't have that much time.
Alex Rose:
I know. She's running errands. That only gives us twelve hours.

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Alex Rose:
She's watching Riverdance. I didn't know people still watched Riverdance.

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Nancy Kendricks:
Mrs. Connelly, let me come right to the point. Alex and I are trying to have a baby.
Mrs. Connelly:
[whispers] I saw. In the living room.
Nancy Kendricks:
Right. The thing is that when we do have our baby, we're gonna need the upstairs.
Mrs. Connelly:
I don't understand dear.
Alex Rose:
We're willing to pay you... something.
Mrs. Connelly:
You want me to leave?
Alex Rose:
Don't you think you'd be more comfortable with people who are more in your... demographic?
Nancy Kendricks:
In sunny Miami Beach!
Mrs. Connelly:
I'm Irish. I'd sizzle up like a sausage. Besides, this is my home.
Alex Rose:
Home? The Emerald Isle! Back to the old sod!
Mrs. Connelly:
Now there's a thought. I haven't been back home for fifty years.

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Alex Rose:
I can't work here. I've been trying. It's impossible. I've written three pages in the last six weeks. Three pages! The book is due on Wednesday. If we don't hand in the book I don't know what we're gonna do. We can't pay for anything. We can't pay for the runners, for the stools. We can't pay for the tanned jello bowl that you like. We can't pay for your little happy mug vase thing.
Nancy Kendricks:
Well, what if you got out of the house for a little while and went to write at, like a Starbucks or something?
Alex Rose:
And what? You're gonna stay here and try to find work while she has you running around doing things for her? Doing all the little errands, all the little chores that she asks you to do? I don't think you could take it. I love you, but honestly, I've been there and I don't think you could take it.
Nancy Kendricks:
I can take it. I'll be fine.

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Alex Rose:
So Chick, how much is this gonna set us back?
Chick:
25K.
Alex Rose:
Okay, 'cause we had had a slightly different figure in our heads. We were thinking of something a little closer to like half a K.

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Mrs. Connelly:
Tell me about yourselves. What do you do Alan?
Alex Rose:
Uh, it's Alex.
Nancy Kendricks:
Alex is a writer.
Mrs. Connelly:
Oh, a writer. I always thought of that as more of a hobby than a real job. I suppose I'm forgetting about Joyce.
Alex Rose:
Joyce. James Joyce. Of course. Wonderful writer.
Mrs. Connelly:
He died drunk and penniless.

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Alex Rose:
What are we? Hobbits?

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Mrs. Connelly:
It went bang-bang-bangety-bang-bang-BANG-BANG!

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Alex Rose:
[after coming home from asking Cooper for 25,000 dollars] He said we didn't need it but he gave me his book for my collection. He wrote it in three days. Wanna know how? Okay, here it is, " Her hair was the color of your pee after you take a multi vitamin". Stupid asshole and your Don Piper mysteries and your pregnant wife whose baby is gonna have a freakin' six pack cause his mother never eats!

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