Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd

Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd

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Release date 2003

Duration 85 min

Producer(s) Tally Barr, Cale Boyter, Robert Brener...more

Director(s) Troy Miller...more

Writer(s) Peter Farrelly, Bennett Yellin, Bobby Farrelly...more

Cast Timothy Stack, Mimi Rogers, Wayne Federman...more

Genre Movies,

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Dumb And Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd Quotes

 Harry Dunne:
Yeah. I like a woman with some meat on her bones.
 

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 Harry Dunne:
[Harry is covered in mud and hit by Jessica's dad's car] Charlie!
Jessica's Dad:
Oh, my God... it's you... you're the guy that crapped up my house! What are you... you're covered in *shit*! My car's covered in *shit*!
Harry Dunne:
No, no, no, no... It's not that? [gets off the hood and starts to walk off]
Jessica's Dad:
There's crap all over my hood! You got feces all over my mercedes! It's in my grill! My car's covered in shit!
Lloyd:
Who's that?
Harry Dunne:
Jessica's Dad? she says he's really anal.
Lloyd:
[winces, disgusted] Ew... ugh, that's gross.
Jessica's Dad:
[as they walk off, fading out] Get back here! I'm not cleaning this up! I'm gonna have to have this towed! Are you out of your mind? What is it with you and *fecal* matter? [fade out]
 

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 Principal Collins:
You know, Honey... I think I've finally figured out a way to bilk this school out of enough money to get us that condo in Waikiki.
Ms. Heller:
How, Sweet Baby? You've done it all.
Principal Collins:
Small potatoes. This is the big one. This is visionary. This idea is genius. [Ms. Heller giggles]
Principal Collins:
Look at this. The "Richard Moffitt Special Needs Grant".
Ms. Heller:
Mm-hmm.
Principal Collins:
This Moffitt guy used to be in a Special Needs program, & then he learns to string a couple of sentences together and now he's some big hotshot. Anyway, the State is giving 100 Grand in his name to every school that has a Special Needs Class.
Ms. Heller:
This is fantastic!
Principal Collins:
Mm-hmm.
Ms. Heller:
All we have to do is *kill* this Moffitt guy, & we get all the money.
Principal Collins:
No. [Ms. Heller sighs]
Principal Collins:
No. What we need is to set up a *fake* Special Needs Class.
Ms. Heller:
We start our own class.
Principal Collins:
Problem is, where do we find kids... we can pass off as "Special"?
Lloyd Christmas:
O.k., that's high enough! Thanks, Turk.
Harry Dunne:
I'm flying! Woo-hoo! So this is what a flag sees all day.
Lloyd Christmas:
Yeah.
Harry Dunne:
And your friend Turk is totally great.
Lloyd Christmas:
Yeah, he's Aces, huh? [to Turk, below]
Lloyd Christmas:
Hey, thanks, Turk! We're so high! [Turk laughs]
Principal Collins:
Bingo.
 

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