Drop Dead Fred

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Release date 1991

Duration 103 min

Producer(s) Tim Bevan, Carlos Davis, Anthony Fingleton...more

Director(s) Ate de Jong...more Ate de Jong...less

Writer(s) Elizabeth Livingston, Carlos Davis, Anthony Fingleton...more

Cast Phoebe Cates, Rik Mayall, Marsha Mason...more

Genre Comedy, Drama,

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Mickey Bunce:
[comes home to find his daughter Natalie, covered with chocolate. He kneels next to her] Natalie, what happened?
Natalie Bunce:
We wanted some chocolate! It's yummy, do you want some? [offers Mickey her hand to lick]
Mickey Bunce:
[chuckles] No, I don't want any.
Ms. Fuzzock:
This young lady has made quite a mess in the kitchen, and she expects me to believe that some pretend friend did it.
Natalie Bunce:
He's not pretend! He's drop dead Fred!
Elizabeth:
[kneels down to speak to Natalie] What did you say?
Fred:
[appearing from behind a tree] She said I'm not pretend. What are you deaf?
Mickey Bunce:
Natalie, come on, what really happened?
Natalie Bunce:
I'm telling you the truth! Don't you believe me?
Elizabeth:
I believe you. Next time you see that drop dead Fred. You give him my love.

Fred:
I'm not afraid of the megabeast!
Young Elizabeth:
I'm not either, when she comes in here we'll make her eat up all this mud!
Fred:
Yeah... and then we'll cut her head off...
Young Elizabeth:
with scissors...
Fred:
Yeah... and then we'll make her eat it
Young Elizabeth:
...make her eat her own head... with what?
Fred:
Oh yeah, well I'll eat her head then.
Young Elizabeth:
And I'll eat the rest of her!
Fred:
Yeah! And then we'll get up and poo her all over the table cause we're not afraid of anything
Fred, Young Elizabeth:
yeah, yeah YEAH!

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Polly:
[walks up to Nigel who is holding young Elizabeth at the bottom of the stairs] [offering him the tape]
Polly:
Nigel, do it.
Nigel:
No, I won't. I don't want anything to do with it, it's not right.
Polly:
Alright, I'll do it. [begins to tape the jack-in-the-box close]
Nigel:
[kisses Elizabeth and then goes to Polly] [quietly]
Nigel:
It's not right.
Polly:
What do you know about raising a child?
Nigel:
[looks to Elizabeth and to Polly] Apparently nothing. [he leaves the house]

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Fred:
You just put a piece of broccoli in your mouth and said, "Mm, what a lovely piece of broccoli."

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Fred:
I wrote the note. Hahahahaha! Haven't got a husband! Haven't got a husband! Got a stupid hair cut!

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[Mickey wants to be as 'crazy' as Elizabeth, and he starts hurling pasta at couples in the resturarant]
Waiter #2:
[approaches]
Fred:
Uh-oh!
Waiter #2:
[furioudly] YOU DON'T THROW SPAGHETTI IN MY RESTRUARANT!
Mickey Bunce:
[mimicking his Italian accent] Ok, oka fine - YOU DO IT! [he slaps his hands underneath the plates the waiter is holding in each hand, sending them flying across the room]

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Fred:
I don't love you because love is for girls and girls are disgusting

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Fred:
Snotface, look... INK - let's write something on the carpet... I know how 'bout "Mother SUCKS".

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Fred:
Boo!
Elizabeth:
Ahhh!
Fred:
Hello, Snotface! Yuck! What happened to you? Look at you. You're all older. You're even uglier. Look. I'm gonna have to be sick all over you immediately. Lie down. [Pushes Elizabeth down on the bed]
Fred:
Hang on. Where's all the dolls?
Elizabeth:
[Whispers] Drop Dead Fred.
Fred:
Where is the dolls? [Throws dolls at Elizabeth]
Fred:
I wanna play with the-Ah hah! The dolls! Hello, Jemima. Hello, Angelec. [Makes the dolls say hello]
Fred:
You're gonna die! [Hits Jemima's head against the door. Bites off Angelec's head. Throws dolls]
Fred:
Mr. Pooh! [Makes Mr. Pooh say 'Hello.']
Fred:
You die too! [Makes Mr. Pooh say 'No no no.']
Fred:
Yes yes yes. [Screams and rips Mr. Pooh's stuffing out while throing the stuffing at Elizabeth]
Fred:
[Makes Mr. Pooh scream 'Not my intestines!'] [Spits on Mr. Pooh]
Elizabeth:
[Whispers] I must be dreaming.

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[after just seeing Elizabeth's mother]
Fred:
Is it? It is. the mega-bitch.

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[Elizabeth and Charles are lying down, making out on the sofa]
Fred:
Hold on, hold on that's now how the pigeons do it. You're supposed to stamp on her head and peck her

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Fred:
Oh no, Mickey Fart-Pants. Whoever let HIM grow up?

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