Dracula: Dead and Loving It

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Release date 1995

Duration 88 min

Producer(s) Mel Brooks, Robert Latham Brown, Peter Schindler...more

Director(s) Mel Brooks...more Mel Brooks...less

Writer(s) Mel Brooks, Rudy De Luca, Steve Haberman...more

Cast Leslie Nielsen, Peter MacNicol, Steven Weber...more

Genre Comedy,

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Dracula: Dead And Loving It Quotes

Renfield:
[Renfield has been caught peeping at Lucy, and is being thrown back into the Asylum] I didn't see anything! I didn't see anything!
Renfield:
[Orderly who threw him in the cell leaves] I saw everything.

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Dr. Steward:
[to Martin, about Renfield] Put him in a straitjacket and give him an enema! Wait, give him an enema FIRST, then put him in a straitjacket!

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Mina Murray:
[after Dr.Steward catches Jonathan with his hands on Mina's behind] Without any reason, he put his hands on me!
Jonathan Harker:
[exasperate] But she told me to touch it!

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Van Helsing:
Why don't we have a look at the brain?
Woodbridge:
[smiling] Mhm.
Van Helsing:
First we crack open the skull, like so. [bashes the corpse's head with a big hammer]
Van Helsing:
Behold the naked human brain... Examine it! [throws the brain to Woodbridge]
Woodbridge:
[screams and faints]

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[after he has inadvertently killed Dracula]
Renfield:
Master... I'm sorry ! [draws a smiley face in the ashes]
Renfield:
There... you're starting to look like your old self again! [He breaks down crying]

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Dracula:
[carrying Essie out instead of Mina] You will be my bride throughout eternity. We'll share the endless passion of immortal love.
Essie:
Oh I can't wait!
Dracula:
[stares at her in surprise] NOT YOU!
Dracula:
[takes her back inside and throws heron the floor, and carries Mina out, speaking very fast] You will be my bride throughout eternity, we'll share the endless passion of immortal love!

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Renfield:
Are you saying that Count Dracula is our vampire?
Van Helsing:
Yes!... and no...
Renfield:
Then what are you saying?
Van Helsing:
I'm saying no. But I'm leeeeaning towards yes.
Jonathan Harker:
Then you're saying yes.
Van Helsing:
No.
Jonathan Harker:
Then you're saying no.
Van Helsing:
Not necessarily.
Renfield:
You sound dubious.
Van Helsing:
No -I'm positive!
Renfield:
Of what?
Van Helsing:
Of my theory!
Renfield:
And that would be?
Van Helsing:
The theory of Yes- or no.

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Van Helsing:
Count Dracula. Hmm, curious. Are you descended from Vlad Tapish? The first Dracula?
Dr. Steward:
Tapish?
Van Helsing:
Ya. It means 'The Impaler.' He was a blood-thirsty butchah. He inflicted unspeakable tortures on the peasants: cutting off their hands and feet, gouging out their eyes and then impaling them on iron spikes!
Dracula:
They had it coming.

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Jonathan Harker:
[watching Mina's reflection in a mirror as she's dancing with Dracula, where it looks like she's dancing alone] She's doing quite well without him, isn't she?

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Lucy Westenra:
I know you've always wanted me, and I've always wanted you. Finally we can be together.
Jonathan Harker:
But Lucy, I'm engaged to Mina... and you're dead.
Lucy Westenra:
I'm not dead. I'm undead.
Jonathan Harker:
Yes, well, I'm not unengaged.

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Dracula:
[after rising from his coffin and hitting his head on a chandelier] I must move the coffin or the chandelier.

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[after becoming a vampire, Lucy comes on to Jonathan]
Jonathan Harker:
But Lucy, I'm British! [Lucy reveals her cleavage]
Lucy Westenra:
So are these!

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