Down to Earth

Down to Earth

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Release date 2002

Duration 50 min

Producer(s) Jonathan Berman...more Jonathan Berman...less

Director(s) Shoshana Perry...more Shoshana Perry...less

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Genre Movies,

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Down To Earth Quotes

Lance Barton:
You see this foot? It's from a little town called "Rich Man's Ass" and it's getting' homesick!

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Sontee Jenkins:
What kind of man are you?
Lance Barton:
Sounds like I'm an asshole!

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Lance Barton:
Hey I still look like me.
King:
You are you.
Lance Barton:
I thought I was Wellington.
King:
You are Wellington.
Lance Barton:
Well thanks for clearing that up.

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Lance Barton:
I got hit by a truck, I got smashed by a car, I got shot. And now you want to take my soul? What are you, the Blair Witch?

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Lance Barton:
[As Charles Wellington, after offering Wanda a raise]
Lance Barton:
Are you happy?
Wanda:
I'm estatic.

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[reincarnated for the second time as 'Joe Guy', Lance tries to hail a taxi, but they keep driving past him]
Lance Barton:
I'm a black again! I'm a black man!

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Lance Barton:
When I was a kid, we were so poor... that the roaches was on welfare.

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Lance Barton:
If you're good looking, you're gonna succeed through life. If you're ugly, you better pick up a book. Boy, you better pick up two books, and a computer while you're at it!

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Lance Barton:
Look, I don't have a problem with Sontee. I wanna ask her on a date.
Mrs. Wellington:
Oh, Charles!
Lance Barton:
Don't "Oh, Charles" me! You were gonna have sex on the pool table! You got an 8 ball in your ass!

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Lance Barton:
Shut up before I crush you with my wallet!

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Lance Barton:
From now on, we need to make a new slogan. If you get shot in the head, you get a bed. If your head is bloody, we're your buddy.

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Lance Barton:
I had a hard enough time trying to get this girl as a rich white man. Do you know how hard it's gonna be to try to get her as a broke black man?

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