Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story

Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story

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Release date 2004

Duration 92 min

Producer(s) Stuart Cornfeld, Mary McLaglen, Rhoades Rader...more

Director(s) Rawson Marshall Thurber...more

Writer(s) Rawson Marshall Thurber...more

Cast Vince Vaughn, Christine Taylor, Ben Stiller...more

Genre Comedy,

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 Peter La Fleur:
You need some help leaving White?
White Goodman:
This doesn't concern you, Lafleur.
Peter La Fleur:
Not nearly as much as your hair does, that's for sure, but uh, I believe she asked you to leave.
White Goodman:
I get it, you caught the scent of a lesser stag in your nostrils. Pity. I'll let you have your little moment, LaFleur, 'cause after this tournament, your gym, your life - and your gal - are gonna be mine. To be continued.
Kate Veatch:
[Judo-grabs White Goodman and slams his face into the wall, leaving a streak of makeup] You don't get to touch me, ever!
Peter La Fleur:
Okay, Romeo, let me help you up.
White Goodman:
Get off of me, don't you touch me! It is over between us, Kate. Nobody makes me bleed my own blood - nobody!
 

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 Lance Armstrong:
Could I get a bottle of water. - - Hey, aren't you Peter La Fleur?
Peter La Fleur:
Lance Armstrong!
Lance Armstrong:
Yeah, that's me. But I'm a big fan of yours.
Peter La Fleur:
Really?
Lance Armstrong:
Yeah, I've been watching the dodgeball tournament on the Ocho. ESPN 8. I just can't get enough of it. But, good luck in the tournament. I'm really pulling for you against those jerks from Globo Gym. I think you better hurry up or you're gonna be late.
Peter La Fleur:
Uh, actually I decided to quit... Lance.
Lance Armstrong:
Quit? You know, once I was thinking about quitting when I was diagnosed with brain, lung and testicular cancer, all at the same time. But with the love and support of my friends and family, I got back on the bike and I won the Tour de France five times in a row. But I'm sure you have a good reason to quit. So what are you dying from that's keeping you from the finals?
Peter La Fleur:
Right now it feels a little bit like... shame.
Lance Armstrong:
Well, I guess if a person never quit when the going got tough, they wouldn't have anything to regret for the rest of their life. But good luck to you Peter. I'm sure this decision won't haunt you forever.
 

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[a classic Dodgeball instructional film begins]
Uber Film Narrator:
[U.A.I.F fanfare] Uber-American Instructional Films, teaching America's youth since 1938. [Opening; A boy rides a scooter, while a girl jogs behind him. Now we see a young boy painting a fence]
Uber Film Narrator:
Hey there, Timmy!
Timmy:
[yells] Holy mackerel, Mister. You scared the jeepers out of me.
Uber Film Narrator:
How would you like to take a break from that fine lead-based paint... and learn about Dodgeball?
Timmy:
Boy, would I! [the next scene take Timmy into a Opium Dem in China]
Timmy:
Wow! Where am I, Mister?
Uber Film Narrator:
You're in a Chinese Opium Dem, Timmy. This is where the sport of Dodgeball was invented in the 15th Century... by Opium-addictive Chinamen. But back then, the Chinamen threw severed heads at each other, instead of the A.D.A.A.-approved balls we use today.
Timmy:
A.D.A.A.?
Uber Film Narrator:
That's the American Dodgeball Association of America. Dodgeball is played with six players on each team... and six rubber balls. The object of the game is to eliminate the opposing players. Once all the players on team are eliminated, the opposing team wins!
Timmy:
Wow! I can't wait to get the fellas together and play!
 

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