Date created: April 2010
Release date 2006
Duration 87 min
Producer(s) Mark A. Altman, Paul W.S. Anderson, Jeremy Bolt...more
Director(s) Corey Yuen...more
Writer(s) J.F. Lawton, Adam Gross, Seth Gross...more
Cast Jaime Pressly, Devon Aoki, Holly Valance...more
Don't you think the guy in the second row's cute?
Is there a guy in the world that you don't have a crush on?
You can have him. But what about the other 300?
[a whole army of men charge at the girls]
[pause] Why don't we just split em' up evenly?
Tina! It's showtime!
Dad! Not now I'm in my underwear.
Which I hate. Why you can't just sleep in the nude like me I'll never know.
Oh my god.
No Dad, she's just another fighter. We're just sleeping together.
Yeah I can see that.
No. I mean we're not sleeping together. We're just... sleeping.
Seems to me like my baby girl's found a special friend. We'll settle it tomorrow, sweetie. Nice to meet you miss.
Oh it's Christie.
Tina's real name's Christina!
Thanks a lot, bitch.
Save your strength sweetheart, big day tomorrow fighting daddy.
[after landing way off course from the site] ... It's a sign.
Look little Miss Zen Master. This isn't Karate Kid, it's DOA... as in Dead or Alive, as in 10 million dollars...
[points to a sign] You don't understand. It's a sign.