Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood

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Release date 2002

Duration 116 min

Producer(s) Bonnie Bruckheimer, Scott Elias, E.K. Gaylord II...more

Director(s) Callie Khouri...more Callie Khouri...less

Writer(s) Rebecca Wells, Mark Andrus, Callie Khouri...more

Cast Sandra Bullock, Ellen Burstyn, Fionnula Flanagan...more

Genre Movies,

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Connor:
[on the phone with Sidda] Hi.
Sidda:
How did you know it was me?
Connor:
Who else? How are you feeling?
Sidda:
A little disoriented.
Connor:
Well, horse tranquilizers will do that for you.
Sidda:
I can't believe you let them do this.
Connor:
They didn't ask my permission. They called me on the way to the airport, they informed me of their plan. I saw you off.
Sidda:
From where?
Connor:
I met you at the airport, helped them get you on the plane. They're organized. They even had a note from a doctor. By the way, your pills are in your bag.
Sidda:
[to Ya Yas] I have a bag?
Caro:
Yeah, in the closet. Tell Connor we say hello.
Connor:
[Sidda asks Connor if he heard them] Yeah. I'll tell you one thing, meeting them explains a lot about you.
Sidda:
Such as?
Connor:
Well, let me put it this way. You're a hell of a lot more normal than you've any right to be.
Sidda:
Listen, I'm gonna try and bust out of here tomorrow. I gotta get back for work.
Connor:
Don't rush back on my account.
Sidda:
I just said it was for work.
Connor:
And I just meant maybe you ought to try to stay and fix this thing with your mother for once and for all.
Sidda:
Why are you so worried about this?
Connor:
Because I'm afraid that one day our kids may feel that way about you.
Sidda:
Ow.
Connor:
These women may be nuts, but I have a feeling they might know something that you don't.
Sidda:
I don't think it's fair that you're bringing kids we don't even have into this, Connor, okay? That was just a really low blow.
Connor:
Well, that's the way I feel. Stay there. Deal with it.
Sidda:
[hangs up] YOU deal with it.

Younger Willetta:
[sees that Caro, Vivi and Teensy are still in the tub] What ya'll doing in that tub? How are ya'll suppose to get cleaned? Get on out of there! [lifts Caro out of the tub]
Little Vivi:
Look at you, Willetta. All done up in that uniform. I'll take a picture and show everyone at home!
Younger Willetta:
No, you ain't. Now, get your clothes on for the fancy dinner. They got it all done up like they's the king of England. [lifts Teensy out of the tub]
Little Vivi:
Isn't this the most magnificent thing?
Younger Willetta:
I suppose that's what I'd be thinking if I was you. Come on. [she wraps a towel around Vivi. the girls run down the hall]
Younger Willetta:
Lord, I done died and gone to hell.

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Necie Rose Kelleher:
I wish you could've known your momma back then, you would've loved her.
Sidda:
Necie, me not loving momma was never the problem.
Caro:
Her not loving you was never the problem either.

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Vivi:
[about her birthday] Now, I don't want any candles on my cake. It'll look like the burning of Atlanta!

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Caro:
What I'd give to know then what I know now. And to still have those thighs!
Necie Rose Kelleher:
I'm sure they're still buried in there somewhere.

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Caro:
Why doesn't somebody go to the bathroom? It always makes the food come.

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Vivi:
Mary... mother of the motherless? Can you see me? I'm here! It's me again! I need divine intervention once again. Quelle grande surprise. And here it is. My oldest daughter, Siddalee, the one I've been complaining about? The loudmouth? She may be walking away from true love. Please stop her. Don't let her run away. This is because of me. She never said it, but... I know. She's only seen me holding back. I take full responsibility. But I'd appreciate you keeping that to yourself. Please pass this on to your son and his father. I will only smoke once... a day. And I will only have a drink once a week - I mean a day. I'll do the best I can. If you will just help her out with this one thing, I'll make it up to you somehow.

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Caro:
[about Vivi's breakdown] She didn't leave you, Sidda.
Sidda:
Yeah, well, she was sure as hell gone.
Caro:
She sure as hell was.

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Teensy:
[leans down to inspect her car and shouting] You are soooooo lucky!... if you put one scratch on my baby, I would have your ass!

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Connor:
[about Sidda and Connor's wedding] Vivi, it's taken years to nail down a date. She's always said, "What's the rush, when things are so good?" I don't know what the hell she's so afraid of - it's like she's always waiting for the bottom to drop out.
Vivi:
You know why she thinks that, don't ya, honey? Because it did. It always did.

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Teensy:
[seeing Caro pull a pill from her purse and begin grinding it up to put into Sidda's drink] Wait, what is it?
Caro:
I got it from one of the caddies at the club. It's a roopie or a roofie or something. He said it would knock her on her ass!
Teensy:
No! Roofies! That's the date rape drug! We can't do that!
Necie Rose Kelleher:
She's practically a teetotaler with these skinny little drinks!
Caro:
Then what? We can't conk her on the head!
Teensy:
Well, give her half. She's a Walker, she can take it.

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Caro:
Listen, kids, we gotta slow down or I'm gonna pop a lung.

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