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Release date 2008

Duration 88 min

Producer(s) Jason Friedberg, Jerry P. Jacobs, Hal Olofsson...more

Director(s) Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer...more Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer...less

Writer(s) Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer...more Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer...less

Cast Matt Lanter, Vanessa Minnillo, G. Thang...more

Genre Movies,

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Disaster Movie Quotes

Male Carrie:
[thinking] And so I thought: Could a simple New York City gal like me really beat the shit out of a pregnant teenager? I wonder.
Juney:
Like Dolph Lundgren in Rocky IV, I must break you.

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Juney:
Let me guess, an evil witch banished you from your fairy tale kingdom.
Enchanted Princess:
No, my silly, pasty, quirky teen. Actually, I'm just a demented homeless chick who lives in the sewers.
Will:
How'd you end up there?
Enchanted Princess:
Drugs. Lots and lots snd lots of mind-altering, enchanting, DRUGS!

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Male Carrie:
Oh, my God. Hannah Montana is really Miley Cyrus.
Enchanted Princess:
Well, duh. No shit, Sherlock. All I do is wear a wig and change my voice a little bit and those dumb kids can't tell the difference. Then I get twice the pay and twice the merchandise. Just a reminder, my new CD comes out. Miley Cyrus: Underage. it's available in stores now. Featuring songs from my dad, Billy Ray. Only 9.95.

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Wolf:
[after getting hit in the groin] Ohh! They're so small anyways! From steroids!

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[repeated line]
Beowulf:
I am Beowulf!

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Emergency Broadcaster:
We are now getting reports that asteroids are falling out of the sky, and... and a Pinkberry has just been destroyed! [the previously-calm party suddenly erupts into chaos]

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[upon seeing a taxi cab turn a corner]
Enchanted Princess:
And what magical creature are you? [gets hit by the taxi]

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Will:
You're taking Jo-Jo?

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McLover:
I am McLover! I am McLover!

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Batman:
Hi.
Enchanted Princess:
Hi!
Batman:
I'm Batman.
Enchanted Princess:
[deep voice] I'm Enchanted Princess!

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I never ever thought that I was a giggler. I was the one who could hold it together but I didn't on this... - Ashley Jensen

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