Ding-a-ling-Less

Ding-a-ling-Less

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Release date 2001

Duration 81 min

Producer(s) Les Franck, Gill Holland, Damian Lahey...more

Director(s) Onur Tukel...more Onur Tukel...less

Writer(s) Onur Tukel...more Onur Tukel...less

Cast Kirk Wilson, Robert Longstreet, Robin Myriah Hatcher...more

Genre Movies,

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Ding-a-ling-Less Quotes

Jack Peterson:
Tell me something pleasant about the dick, tell me something romantic.
Alan:
Romantic? [pause. Both descend onto sliding board tracks]
Alan:
Well, I mean, I guess I could describe what it's like to be inside of a woman. I don't know if I have the verbal elegance to illustrate such a feeling; I don't know if Walt Whitman coulda done it. [beat]
Alan:
But there's this moment, man, when you first slide inside of a woman and your cock is coated with this wet, wonderful warmth that - it's unlike anything you've ever felt before. And the vagina, Jack, the warm, wet wonderful vagina. Even though it's, it's clasped around the cock and it's slathering its juices up and down the dick, it affects your entire body. It's like the vagina is just sending this surge of energy from her body into yours through your dick which acts like a conductor, or if you're not completely erect, like a semi-conductor. But the vagina is this microwave oven, man, and it is just sending that energy from her body into yours, and then, sucking yours back up inside of hers with it. I mean, it's almost, it's almost symbiotic. It's, it's like you've got these two bodies, a boy and a girl connected, to form one person. Connected by the dick.

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