Date created: April 2010
Release date 2003
Duration 98 min
Producer(s) Blair Breard, Jack Giarraputo, Tom McNulty...more
Director(s) Sam Weisman...more
Writer(s) Fred Wolf, David Spade...more
Cast David Spade, Mary McCormack, Craig Bierko...more
I bet you a thousand dollars... no, make that a hundred dollars and the actual football we used to hit Marcia with in the whole "My nose, My nose" episode, that Brendan Frasier never calls. [Dickie's phone rings]
Hold on. [answers phone]
Go for Dickie. [everyone else laughs]
Brendan? Yes, of course I can meet Rob Reiner tomorrow!
[laughs and points at Barry Williams, who glares at him]
[two girls spot Leif Garrett and Dickie talking on the sidewalk] Oh, my God! You're Leif Garrett! I used to have such a crush on you!
Can I have your autograph?
You want my autograph too? Dickie Roberts.
No, I'm fine.
How about if I put it on a $5 bill?
Make it a 20?
Dickie, you promised to help me with my pep squad tryouts.
Oh, I will. That pep squad spot's got your name all over it. Did I ever tell you I was a backup dancer for Vanilla Ice?
[laughs] No way!
Oh, yeah, I owe him a call.
[Grace is pushing Dickie down the sidewalk in a stroller]
This feels a little odd.
Dude, I'm the one in the stroller.
Did you just call me, dude?
I mean mommy.
Brick wall, waterfall. Dickie thinks he got it all but he don't, and I do, so Boom with that attitude. Peace, punch Captain Crunch. I've got something you can't touch. Bang- Bang choo-choo train. Wind me up I do my thing. Reeses Pieces, 7-Up. You mess with me, I'll mess you up.