Date created: April 2010
Release date 1999
Duration 94 min
Producer(s) David Coatsworth, Gale Anne Hurd...more
Director(s) Andrew Fleming...more
Writer(s) Andrew Fleming, Sheryl Longin...more
Cast Kirsten Dunst, Michelle Williams, Dan Hedaya...more
Because of your thoughtlessness, we've missed the field trip lunch at McDonald's - which the students on the other buses are now enjoying. We will return to school, for a *cold* lunch. In the cafeteria.
Hey, that guy has T.P. stuck to his shoe.
Hey, mister! Hey! Hey, you, hey turn around, mister!
G. Gordon Liddy:
Young lady, I am a VERY busy man.
Wait a minute, I know you.
Me too. But from where? [thinks for a second, then gasps]
Are you the guy who sells corndogs at the mall?
We think you haven't been completely honest with us.
Let me tell you, if it's about that goddamn Watergate! I tell you, I had NOTHING to do with it, you hear? It's those goddamn Woodward and Burnstein! They're out to get me!
[Stunned silence] Actually it was just about the dog.
You act like you like him. But we don't think you do.