Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo

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Release date 2005

Duration 83 min

Producer(s) Glenn S. Gainor, Jack Giarraputo, Tom McNulty...more

Director(s) Mike Bigelow...more Mike Bigelow...less

Writer(s) Harris Goldberg, Rob Schneider, Rob Schneider...more

Cast Rob Schneider, Eddie Griffin, Jeroen Krabbé...more

Genre Movies,

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T.J. Hicks:
Did you know Holland invented chicken and waffles?
Deuce Bigalow:
Really?
T.J. Hicks:
Before that you could get chicken or waffles, but they were the first to put them together! Black people all over the world will be forever grateful to the Dutch for that.
Deuce Bigalow:
You know the Dutch started the slave trade.
T.J. Hicks:
THOSE MOTHER FUCKERS!

Eva:
Before I can go on a date I have to eat 2 herring, collect 5 different tulips and drink a beer from a wooden shoe.
Deuce Bigalow:
That's do-able!

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T.J. Hicks:
You like them big hairy balls dont ya?
T.J. Hicks:
Ah you pussy get off of me, get off of me!

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T.J. Hicks:
I'm in blackface. It's my disguise. See?
Deuce Bigalow:
But you look the same.
T.J. Hicks:
Are you saying black people all look the same? You are such a racist! I should have the good mind not to let you help me prove that I'm innocent.

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[as he is being arrested]
Gaspar Voorsboch:
I will see you again, man-whore!

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Deuce Bigalow:
T.J., I'm so glad you are here.
T.J. Hicks:
How did you find me?
Deuce Bigalow:
Well, this seemed like the only chicken and waffles place in all of Holland.
T.J. Hicks:
Ohhh, so the black guy has to go to a chicken and waffles place, that's Racist!
Deuce Bigalow:
But you're here.
T.J. Hicks:
Yeah, but figuring it out was racist.
Deuce Bigalow:
[noticing all the black people] This is a nice place.

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T.J. Hicks:
I ain't gay! I was just looking down his pants 'cause i heard his shlong was so big, and juicy! No wait! That didn't sound right!

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T.J. Hicks:
Can't a brother put his hand down another man's pants without setting off the faggot alarm?

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T.J. Hicks:
[after Deuce is biting T.J.'s nipple while high on space cake] Get off my tittie, you doped up cracker!

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T.J. Hicks:
We'll find the killer using your twat-sicle.

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Security Guard:
Um, Excuse me sir, but this is a Private Club, Manwhores only.
Lil' Kim:
Hey, I'm a real GOOD Manwhore, just go ask yo Mamma.
Security Guard:
STILL, I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
Lil' Kim:
And that's what yo Momma said after I bang her!
Lil' Kim:
[starts laughing hysterically]
Security Guard:
O.k., that's it.
Security Guard:
[Tosses Lil' Kim in the dumpster]
Lil' Kim:
Hey, yo MAMMA's in here!

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Angry European:
[while throwing stones at the Frenchman] Fuck off, you Yank!

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