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Release date 2006

Duration 83 min

Producer(s) Dawn Carter, Jason Friedberg, Arnon Milchan...more

Director(s) Aaron Seltzer, Jason Friedberg...more Aaron Seltzer, Jason Friedberg...less

Writer(s) Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer...more Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer...less

Cast Alyson Hannigan, Adam Campbell, Sophie Monk...more

Genre Comedy,

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[from the unrated version]
Frank Jones:
Julia here told me you're last name. How do you pronounce it?
Grant Funkyerdoder:
Exactly how it's spelled. [pause]
Grant Funkyerdoder:
F-O-C-K-Y-E-R-D-O-D-E-R.
Frank Jones:
Fockyerdoder?

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Frank Jones:
Before you set the wedding date, I wanted to meet your parents... because frankly, Funkyerdoder, I don't know much about you.
Grant Funkyerdoder:
I understand, home boy.
Frank Jones:
[looks at camera, turns toward Grant] I'll be... watching you. If you do anything to corrupt my daughter...
Grant Funkyerdoder:
You'll bring me down to Chinatown?
Frank Jones:
Chinatown? I'll take your bitch ass to 134th street... bust you in the head with a pipe.

[Grant is serenading Julia with a boombox]
Angry Neighbor:
I'm trying to watch Desperate Housewives! It's called an iPod, get one!

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Julia Jones:
How will I ever measure up to that? [hands Hitch a sexy photo of Andy]
Hitch:
You can't. She's fine as hell! I would tear that shit up!

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Frank Jones:
So, Grant, how do you pronounce your last name?
Grant Funkyerdoder:
Exactly how it's spelled. F-U-N-K-Y-E-R-D-O-D-E-R. [pause]
Frank Jones:
Funkyerdoder?

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Roz Fockyerdoder:
[gives Julia the present after the wedding] It's a vaginal thermometer. It's been in our family for generations.
Linda Jones:
It lets you know when your ovulating.
Roz Fockyerdoder:
And if you wanna keep it a lucky one, don't ever wash it.

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Frank Jones:
When I first got married to your mother, we barely knew each other. Could barely even speak the English language.
Julia Jones:
But you're from Jersey...
Frank Jones:
I'm trying to make a point here.

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Grant Funkyerdoder:
[faking an orgasm] OH, yeah. Oh yeah that's it! Yes! Yes, yes, yes. Y-y-y-y-yes! Whew... yes.
Waitress:
So you're saying you want the porkchops?
Julia Jones:
I'll have what he's having.

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Napoleon:
Idiot! Hell no I won't marry you! Gosh! What would you do if you were in a situation like this? Gosh! Gosh! Gosh! Gosh! [Starts dancing]

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Old Cat Woman:
[watching through the window] She was faking it, but I wasn't.

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Linda Jones:
So Grant ever knock any one up?
Julia Jones:
Mom!
Linda Jones:
What? I want many grandchildren and how do I know if he's shooting blanks or not

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Andy:
[to Grant] Choose me. Marry me!

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