Crank Yankers

Crank Yankers Vital Stats

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Release date 2002

Duration 30 min

Producer(s) David Black, Sidney Lumet, Lilith Jacobs...more

Director(s) Bill Berner, Bobcat Goldthwait, Hugh Martin...more

Writer(s) Adam Carolla, Adam De La Peña, Daniel Kellison...more

Cast Artie Esposito, Paul McGinnis, Victor Yerrid...more

Genre Animation, Comedy,

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Crank Yankers Quotes

 Security Receptionist:
I'm sorry sir, we don't have any openings.
Bircham:
You don't have any openings for a guy who can put on a blindfold, dismantle an AK-47, oil it up and reassemble it in under four minutes?
Security Receptionist:
I'm afraid...
Bircham:
No openings for someone who can slip in under cover of darkness, garrote his target with piano wire, and escape undetected, you don't have any openings for someone like that?
Security Receptionist:
Sir...
Bircham:
A man who put his ass on the line for two tours in Vietnam, so you could go home to your lesbian partner, and live in a judgment-free society. No openings for someone like that?
 


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