Coneheads

Coneheads

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Release date 1993

Duration 88 min

Producer(s) Kevin Marcy, Lorne Michaels, Michael I. Rachmil...more

Director(s) Steve Barron...more Steve Barron...less

Writer(s) Tom Davis, Dan Aykroyd, Bonnie Turner...more

Cast Robert Knott, Jonathan Penner, Whip Hubley...more

Genre Comedy,

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Coneheads Quotes

Beldar Conehead:
If, for some reason your life functions ceased, my most precious one, I would collapse, I would draw the shades and I would live in the dark. I would never get out of my slar phase or clean myself. My fluids would coagulate, my cone would shrivel, and I would die, miserable and lonely. The stench would be great.

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Athletic Cone:
I have learned much from watching the Garthok battle. It has weaknesses. I believe I can take it.
Beldar Conehead:
Uh-huh. And let me know when Elvis gets here.

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Beldar Conehead:
[Furious to be kept waiting over his car repair] What choice do I have? It is as if you have grabbed me by the base of my snarglies!

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Beldar Conehead:
Take my car, its re-enforced alloy superstructure is far superior to that of your broken down, rusted out shit box.

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Connie:
I think I'll have some Tang.
Prymatt Conehead:
Ah Tang, the drink astronauts took to the moon.
Beldar Conehead:
Astronauts to the moon? [Beldar and Prymatt laugh]

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Highmaster:
Let it be written... are you writing this?

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Dr. Rudolph, Dentist:
Hello Mr. De-Sick-o.
Beldar Conehead:
DeChicco, my name is DeChicco.

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Prymatt Conehead:
You know Connie, I read in a magazine that you can talk to me about anything.

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Fire Marshal:
Pretty cheap, Conehead.

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[Beldar tears open the roof to Ronnie's car]
Ronnie:
H-hi, Mr. Conehead.
Beldar Conehead:
I find you unacceptable!
Ronnie:
Yes, sir.
Beldar Conehead:
If I did not fear incarceration from human authority figures, I would terminate your life functions by applying sufficient pressure to your blunt skull so as to force its collapse!
Ronnie:
Th-thank you.

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Beldar Conehead:
An owner's manual to a Ford Lincoln Mercury Sable.
Highmaster:
Ford Lincoln Mercury Sable?
Beldar Conehead:
A personal conveyance named after its inventor, an assassinated ruler, a character from Greco-Roman myth and a small furry mammal.
Highmaster:
Ah.

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