Clueless

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Release date 1995

Duration 97 min

Producer(s) Barry M. Berg, Twink Caplan, Robert Lawrence...more

Director(s) Amy Heckerling...more Amy Heckerling...less

Writer(s) Amy Heckerling...more Amy Heckerling...less

Cast Alicia Silverstone, Stacey Dash, Brittany Murphy...more

Genre Comedy,

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Tai:
You think I'm a mentally retarded airhead?
Cher:
I never said that, I just think you two wouldn't mesh.

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Cher:
[she side-swipes a parked car] Oh! Should I write them a note?

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Josh:
Look, I'm just curious. How many hours a day do you spend grooming yourself?
Cher:
Some people are not lucky enough to be as naturally adorable as you are.
Josh:
Stop it, you're making me blush.

Cher:
[in the middle of wondering why she's feels so horrible because of Tai and Josh; looks in a store window] [thinks]
Cher:
Ooh! I wonder if they have that in my size.

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Tai:
Shit, you guys, I have never had straight friends before!

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Mel:
Where are you?
Cher:
I'm just having a snack at my girlfriend's.
Mel:
Where, in Kuwait?
Cher:
Is that in the valley?

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Josh:
I was thinking about looking into environmental law.
Mel:
Why? You want to have a frustrating and miserable life?
Cher:
Oh, Josh will have that no matter what he does.

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Tai:
Do you think she's pretty?
Cher:
No, she's a full-on Monet.
Tai:
What's a monet?
Cher:
It's like a painting, see? From far away, it's OK, but up close, it's a big old mess. Let's ask a guy. Christian, what do you think of Amber?
Christian:
Hagsville.
Cher:
See?

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Mel:
Josh, are you still growing? You look taller than you did at Easter.
Josh:
I don't think so.
Mel:
Doesn't he look bigger?
Cher:
His head does.

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Dionne:
[about Murray shaving his head] Why do you care what *he* thinks, Murray? I'm the one who has to look at you! What am I gonna do with you now? And right before the yearbook pictures? What am I gonna tell my grandchildren? You know what? That's it...
Murray:
That's it!
Dionne:
You wanna play games?
Murray:
You wanna play games?
Dionne:
I'm calling your mother!
Murray:
Wait! Don't call my mom! Don't call my mom...

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Mel:
I expect you to walk through this door in twenty minutes.
Cher:
It might take longer than that Dad.
Mel:
Everywhere in L.A takes twenty minutes.

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Mel:
We're going to have a NICE FAMILY MEAL.

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