City Slickers

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Release date 1991

Duration 112 min

Producer(s) Billy Crystal, Irby Smith...more Billy Crystal, Irby Smith...less

Director(s) Ron Underwood...more Ron Underwood...less

Writer(s) Lowell Ganz, Babaloo Mandel...more Lowell Ganz, Babaloo Mandel...less

Cast Billy Crystal, Daniel Stern, Bruno Kirby...more

Genre Comedy,

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City Slickers Quotes

Danny Robbins:
My dad's name’s Mitch and he's a... He's a submarine commander.
Mitch Robbins:
Danny.
Danny Robbins:
He works for WBLM Radio.

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Curly:
City Folk!

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[the boys have finally got the cattle herd moving]
Ed Furillo:
We're doing great, guys! We're driving them!
Phil Berquist:
Ah, that's perfect! We're lost but we're making good time!

Bonnie Rayburn:
[explaining why she broke up with her ex] We had different needs. I needed him to treat me decently and get a job, and he needed to empty my bank account and leave.

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Phil Berquist:
Let's have some peace and quiet around here, for chrisakes! I've been under a lot of stress! I lost my wife, I lost my job, and I'm developing some kind of rash from making in the bushes!

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Mitch Robbins:
I wish you hadn't worn this jacket.
Ed Furillo:
What's wrong with it?
Mitch Robbins:
Well, look at it - it's got your name and your picture on it. It's a little grotesque.
Ed Furillo:
I'm proud of what I do.
Phil Berquist:
So is the President - he doesn't wear his picture on his suit.
Ben Jessup:
Hi.
Mitch Robbins:
[shaking his hand] Hi, Mitch Robbins.
Ed Furillo:
I'm Ed Furillo - I sell sporting goods.
Mitch Robbins:
Show him your jacket.
Phil Berquist:
I'm Phil Berquist. I committed adultery; lost my job and my family.
Mitch Robbins:
His jacket's being made.

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Barry Shalowitz:
What do you think? What would be the perfect flavor with this meal?
Ira Shalowitz:
Cherry vanilla?
Barry Shalowitz:
No. If it was Chinese food, right on the money, but this? Toasted almonds.
Mitch Robbins:
What's going on?
Ira Shalowitz:
Barry can pick out the exact right flavor of ice cream to follow any meal. Go ahead. Challenge him.
Mitch Robbins:
Challenge him?
Barry Shalowitz:
Go on.
Mitch Robbins:
[shrugs] Franks and beans.
Barry Shalowitz:
Scoop of chocolate, scoop of vanilla. Don't waste my time. [Flings plate at Mitch as if he throws down the gauntlet]
Barry Shalowitz:
Come on. Push me.
Mitch Robbins:
Sea bass.
Barry Shalowitz:
Grilled?
Mitch Robbins:
Sauteed.
Barry Shalowitz:
I'm with you.
Mitch Robbins:
Potatoes au gratin. Asparagus.
Barry Shalowitz:
Rum raisin.
Barry Shalowitz, Ira Shalowitz:
[high-fiving] WOOF!
Mitch Robbins:
Woof, what? How do you know he's right?
Ira Shalowitz:
How do we know? 1400 retail outlets from coast to coast, that's how we know.
Barry Shalowitz, Ira Shalowitz:
[They look at each other, and high-five each other again] WOOF!

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Mitch Robbins:
You know what just occurred to me? Roping is stupid. This is a cow, not a gazelle, watch. Get off the horse, huh? Ok. And then you walk up to the cow. Look at how good this is working. Then you say "Hi. I'm Bob Vila with 'This Old Herd.' We're going to rope you today." Then you take Mr. Loop and put it around the head of Mr. Cow. [dismounts and walks up to the cow and puts the loop of lasso around its head]
Mitch Robbins:
Now what's wrong with that? [Curly whistles and cattle takes off running, dragging Mitch helplessly behind it]
Curly:
That!
Mitch Robbins:
I'M ON VACATIOOOOOOOOOOOON!

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Mitch Robbins:
Bonnie, there's a stampede... in your tent!

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Mitch Robbins:
It's nothing to be ashamed of - I had the same problem.
Phil Berquist:
Didn't you feel stupid; I mean, didn't you feel... inadequate?
Mitch Robbins:
Yeah, for a while, but then I overcame it. Can I explain it to you again? I mean now promise me you won't get upset.
Phil Berquist:
O.K.; it's not gonna to do any good.
Mitch Robbins:
O.K., if you want to watch one show but record another show at the same time, the television set does not have to be on channel 3.
Phil Berquist:
Yeah it does.
Mitch Robbins:
No it doesn't.
Phil Berquist:
It does.
Mitch Robbins:
No, if you're watching what you're recording, then it has to be on 3.
Phil Berquist:
What... the TV or... or the machine?
Mitch Robbins:
The TV.
Phil Berquist:
You're saying I can record something I'm not even watching?
Mitch Robbins:
Yes, that's the point. You don't even need a TV to record.
Phil Berquist:
How would I see it?
Mitch Robbins:
Well to see it you need a TV.
Ed Furillo:
Shut up! Just shut up! He doesn't get it! He'll never get it! It's been 4 hours! The cows can tape something by now! Forget about it please!
Phil Berquist:
How do you do the clock?
Ed Furillo:
You're dead. You are dead.

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[Mitch denies he's been ogling Bonnie]
Ed Furillo:
Oh, come on. Are you telling me you wouldn't like to fuck her brains out?
Mitch Robbins:
You know, that's such a lovely image - "fuck her brains out." It ranks right up there with that other classic: "bang the shit out of her."
Ed Furillo:
Sorry I offended your delicate sensibilities, pal... I noticed you were staring at it pretty hard.

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Clay Stone:
Great gobs of goose shit!

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