Date created: April 2010
Release date 2000
Duration 108 min
Producer(s) Michael Herz, Adam Jahnke, Lloyd Kaufman...more
Director(s) Lloyd Kaufman...more
Writer(s) Patrick Cassidy, Gabriel Friedman, Trent Haaga...more
Cast David Mattey, Clyde Lewis, Heidi Sjursen...more
[Upon seeing Tito reading a porn magazine while masturbating] Tito! What do you think you're doing young man?
Listen, bitch! Just because I'm a tard, doesn't mean you have to treat me like one. But because I'm "special", I don't think I'm ever going to get laid. So why can't I masturbate?
Gotta find Sarah. If only there were some kind of directory, like at the mall. [looks over in one direction]
Oh! Let's see, 'You Are Here', and Noxie is here, and, let's see, armed guards who want to kill you are here. [looks up in surprise]
Huh? [sees armed guards]
15 years ago, A mop boy named Melvin Fyrd fell into a case full of toxic waste and became a hideously deformed creature of superhuman size and strength, he became... The Toxic Avenger, the first superhero from New Jersey! Then came two shitty sequels, sorry about that. This is the real sequel.
I had a bad feeling about that crack dealer from day one! I guess you can't trust school kids these days!
Crack dealer? Sergeant Kabukiman N.Y.P.D. what are you talking about?
Sergeant? N.Y.P.D.? What? What's wrong with you, Noxie? Are you selling the crack or you smoking it?