Citizen Toxie: The Toxic Avenger IV

Citizen Toxie: The Toxic Avenger IV

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Citizen Toxie: The Toxic Avenger IV Vital Stats

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Release date 2000

Duration 108 min

Producer(s) Michael Herz, Adam Jahnke, Lloyd Kaufman...more

Director(s) Lloyd Kaufman...more Lloyd Kaufman...less

Writer(s) Patrick Cassidy, Gabriel Friedman, Trent Haaga...more

Cast David Mattey, Clyde Lewis, Heidi Sjursen...more

Genre Action, Comedy,

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Citizen Toxie: The Toxic Avenger IV Quotes

Ms. Weiner:
[Upon seeing Tito reading a porn magazine while masturbating] Tito! What do you think you're doing young man?
Tito:
Listen, bitch! Just because I'm a tard, doesn't mean you have to treat me like one. But because I'm "special", I don't think I'm ever going to get laid. So why can't I masturbate?

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Toxie:
Gotta find Sarah. If only there were some kind of directory, like at the mall. [looks over in one direction]
Toxie:
Oh! Let's see, 'You Are Here', and Noxie is here, and, let's see, armed guards who want to kill you are here. [looks up in surprise]
Toxie:
Huh? [sees armed guards]

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Lardass:
It's LARDASS, punk!

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Narrator:
15 years ago, A mop boy named Melvin Fyrd fell into a case full of toxic waste and became a hideously deformed creature of superhuman size and strength, he became... The Toxic Avenger, the first superhero from New Jersey! Then came two shitty sequels, sorry about that. This is the real sequel.

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Sgt. Kabukiman:
Well, fuck that, I'm not gonna die. Not here in Jersey!

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Evil Kabukiman:
Hang on Noxie, I can't pass THIS up!

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[after Noxie rips off both his arms]
Tromaville Chief Newman:
Stay back everybody! He's armed!

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Tito:
Fuck this place, man, I'm outta here.

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Toxie:
God?
God:
Yeah, what do you want?
Toxie:
I just want to go home
God:
You bastard, this is the best place all around, why do you want to go home?

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Evil Kabukiman:
I had a bad feeling about that crack dealer from day one! I guess you can't trust school kids these days!
Toxie:
Crack dealer? Sergeant Kabukiman N.Y.P.D. what are you talking about?
Evil Kabukiman:
Sergeant? N.Y.P.D.? What? What's wrong with you, Noxie? Are you selling the crack or you smoking it?

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