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Date created: April 2010
Release date 1999
Duration 90 min
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Genre Comedy,
Darcy: [narration] See, people's brains are basically oysters, all mucus-ey and gross... but there is always a grain of sand inside, trying to annoy the oyster into making a pearl... Darcy: [narration] ... and not a bogus pearl, either... one with some value, one with some weight... [amongst the post-it notes on the refrigerator, one reads: HAVE A CHILD] Darcy: [narration] ...the kind you cast before swine. Leila Sweet: Come on, Paxil. Darcy: [narration] Of course, there is such a thing as a false pearl.
Darcy: [opening narration] / Leila once said that somebody once said that all stories end in death or marriage... That's 'cause somebody was a complete idiot.
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They're not clothes that Ashley would wear. But the thing is, you can't stand out. At first I thought, ... - Ashley Jensen
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I know what I look like. I'm not a babe who's automatically going to be the leading-lady type. I think ... - Ashley Jensen
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