Chance

Chance

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Release date 1990

Duration 90 min

Producer(s) Charla Driver, Dan Haggerty, Joseph Merhi...more

Director(s) Charles T. Kanganis, Addison Randall...more

Writer(s) Joe Hart, Joseph Merhi, Addison Randall...more

Cast Lawrence Hilton-Jacobs, Dan Haggerty, Roger Rodd...more

Genre Action,

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Chance Quotes

Chance:
[narrating to the camera] Why do men have to be such assholes? I mean... we were both freaked out and we just went a little too far. It's not a bad thing that I just fucked my best friend. Did I just say that Simon was my best friend? Geez, I never thought like that before. There's some unspoken rule that you're not supposed to sleep with your best friend, right? Shit!

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Heidi:
Malkie, I have a surprise for you. The guy at the grocery store said that these were afrodesians.
Malcolm:
Aphrodisiacs?
Heidi:
Uh... yeah afro... something. [Heidi unveils a serving dish with broiled oysters]
Malcolm:
Oh, no my dear. Nothing with a face. We are vegans my dear. Say it. Nothing with a face.
Heidi:
Nothing with a face?
Malcolm:
This is a montro my dear.
Heidi:
Okay, then let's just set them free. [Heidi walks to the boat's railing and throws the whole plate into the water]
Heidi:
Swim away little oysters! Swim away home!

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Chance:
You're getting a divorce? But why? You guys are so perfectly psychotic together!
Desiree:
Chance, your father has fallen out of the nest of our love and into the waiting arms of a young, ex-bomb vulture.
Chance:
Dad met another woman?
Desiree:
[nods] She'd 18...
Chance:
Eighteen? She's younger than me! She was like conceived in the eighties! Jesus, Mother...
Desiree:
That's why I left. I couldn't stand to see them together...
Chance:
She's living in the house?

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Guy:
Have you ever really thought about why moths are so attracted to light? I mean, have you ever given the thought ten minutes of real concentration? I bet if you took the time to really think things through, gave every action careful thought and planning, the world would be such and easier place to live in.
Chance:
Probably.
Guy:
Not probably. Definitely.
Chance:
Alright. Definitely. You take things so seriously.
Guy:
That's 'cause life is serious.
Chance:
I agree. But still, not everything has to be so intense.
Chance:
[voiceover] Guy did take things a little seriously, but still he was an amazing kisser and he smelled good. And that definitely counts for something.

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Desiree:
Chance was conceived on a gondola ride in Venice.
Simon:
You seem to have luck with conceiving while in transit.
Desiree:
I suppose.
Simon:
I didn't think you could have sex while you were driving.
Desiree:
Oh, it's a lot of fun. Especially when you're on police watch.
Chance:
You did it backwards?
Desiree:
Of course. That way I could watch the road as I steered.
Simon:
I bet you have to push the chair way back.

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Simon:
The girl who wrote that number on your arm...
Jack:
She was nice. Very feminine...
Simon:
Yeah, well, she's kind of got it in her head that you're the guy she's been waiting for all her life.
Jack:
Me? I'm pretty gay...
Simon:
She thinks you're straight. [sighs]
Simon:
But that's not even the fucked up part. The fucked up part is that for some asinine, unfathomable reason I'm madly in love with her.
Jack:
That sucks.
Simon:
And then I did a really stupid thing.
Jack:
What?
Simon:
I slept with her.
Jack:
Oh...
Simon:
Now she hates me and everything's totally screwed.

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Chance:
Where'd you meet her Simon?
Simon:
Okay, okay! On the phone! Okay, are you happy now, huh? Huh?
Chance:
You met her at work? You've gotta be fucking kidding me! She could be some kind of serial rapist or something.
Simon:
Serial rapist? Ha ha ha! You're just jealous 'cause I might get lucky tonight.
Chance:
Not on my couch, you're not!
Simon:
It's my couch!
Chance:
You may sleep on it, but I don't see you paying any rent, brother!
Simon:
I hate it when you call me that! I am not your brother, thank God!
Chance:
It's a figure of speech, Simon. You know, like we are all God's children.

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Chance:
[voiceover] It's never how it seems in the movies. I think something inside of you immediately realizes that a person is dead and you can't help but be shocked. I think people cry when someone dies because deep down inside they're glad that it wasn't them. I know because in the end, the only person you care about is yourself. You can't get into someone else's head, you can't get into their soul, they mean nothing to you. You blink... and they're gone.

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Chance:
[voiceover] All right, you live your life in a totally normal, full on reality check kind of way. That's good and cool. Things don't get messed up. People you love hang around until you can't stand them anymore. Things never change. But shit like that doesn't happen in real life. Real life is just a movie with someone's finger jammed on fast forward. The numbers change faster than you can count. When you're a little kid, you never think you're gonna die. I mean death is just some kind of esoteric thing you see on TV or read about it in a book. Then one day you realize what it really is, and nothing is ever the same again. From that day on, you're fucked.

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[Chance is talking to the camera]
Chance:
Milton has been a pain in my ass for the past six months. Every time I walk outside my door, he's standing there drooling! I mean, maybe someone would find shit like that flattering; but me? It just pisses me off royally! I should be able to walk outside my door without the drooler taking notes! It's a free fucking country, right?
Milton:
[to Chance] Why are you talking to yourself?
Chance:
Mind your own damn business!

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