Date created: April 2010
Release date 1998
Duration 113 min
Producer(s) Letty Aronson, J.E. Beaucaire, Richard Brick...more
Director(s) Woody Allen...more
Writer(s) Woody Allen...more
Cast Greg Mottola, Jeff Mazzola, Dick Mingalone...more
They're all genuine ceramic, and we got this rubber bulb here, you squeeze this, fill it with some washable red vegetable dye, give it a squeeze, you can make his wounds bleed. Watch in the back, there. Isn't that something?
I ran into our Tony Gardello at the Cafe Carlyle. He had a blissed-out look like he had died and gone to heaven. How did you manage to put that smile on his face?
Using my head...
One minute you're in the lunchroom at Glenwood High and you f***ing blink and you're 40, you blink again and you can see movies at half price on a senior citizen's pass. Ask not for whom the bell tolls, or to put it more accurately, ask not for whom the toilet flushes.
[sighting celebrities at a screening]
Oh, and getting out of the elevator I see there's a famous critic.
Him, I recognize.
Oh, he used to hate every movie. Then, he married a young, big-bosomed woman, and now he loves every movie.