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Release date 1995

Duration 91 min

Producer(s) Stuart M. Besser, David Brown, Freddy De Mann...more

Director(s) Michael Moore...more Michael Moore...less

Writer(s) Michael Moore...more Michael Moore...less

Cast John Candy, Alan Alda, Rhea Perlman...more

Genre Movies,

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Boomer:
What about Jurassic Park? Two black guys died in that movie. That's a twofer!

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Omega Force Leader:
[a member of the omega force collapses. The leader goes up to him] You ok?
Omega Force member:
Yeah, it's just my toe. [the team leader shoots him]

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Mountie Sergeant:
Have some fudge. Just leave me alone.

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[while in a tank, driving through a "Welcome to Mexico" sign]
Gus:
Ha ha ha, there it is! Like I care!

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Secretary of State:
We were thinking, what could be a bigger threat than aliens invading from space?
General Panzer:
Ooh boy! Scare the shit out of everyone. Even me, sir!
U.S. President:
Jesus, is this the best you could come up with? What about, ya know, international terrorism?
General Panzer:
Well, sir, we're not going to re-open missile factories just to fight some creeps running around in exploding rental cars, are we, sir?

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General Panzer:
Let me level with you, sir. I would destroy any nation - even my own - if my president gave the order.

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RCMP Helecopter:
Attention, please. Attention, please. This is the Royal Canadian Mounted Police. Would you come down from the tower, please.
Honey:
If you say "please" one more time, I'm gonna let you have it!

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Candy Striper at Canadan Hospital:
Oh we're not doctors. We're candy stripers! Our universal health care system has determined that you don't actually need a doctor until...
Candy Striper at Canadan Hospital:
...2006!

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[Highway patrolman tells Boomer why his graffiti must be in both English and French]
Highway Patrolman:
Le Quebecois.
Boomer:
Huh?
Highway Patrolman:
You know. Wine drinkers. Pea soup eaters. French Canadians!

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[the Mountie explains that Honey has been taken to the capital]
Boomer:
The capital Toronto.
RCMP Officer at Headquarters:
No, the capital of Canada is Ottawa.
Boomer:
Yeah, right. Do we look that stupid? Ottawa!
Roy Boy:
Nice try, Dudley.

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Boomer:
There's not a locked door in the whole country.

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Roy Boy:
Are you sure we're in Canada?
Honey:
You smell anything?
Roy Boy:
No.
Honey:
Exactly. Canada!

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