Camp

Camp

Views: 217

Date created: April 2010

0 fans

Become a Fan!

Related Movies

Most Popular Movies

Camp Vital Stats

[edit]

Release date 1965

Duration 70 min

Producer(s) Andy Warhol...more Andy Warhol...less

Director(s) Andy Warhol...more Andy Warhol...less

Writer(s) ...more ...less

Cast Jody Babbs, Tally Brown, Tosh Carillo...more

Genre Movies,

[add a quote]

Camp Quotes

Vlad:
[sitting on Michael, jokingly] So, do you forgive me?
Michael:
If I forgive you, will you get off of me?
Vlad:
Sure.
Michael:
Then, no.

Tags: Will Quotes

Bert:
If I can teach you one thing, which is supposed to be my job here. It'd be that you should all go home.
Bert:
Michael Bennett's dead. Bob Fosse is dead. Times Square is a theme park now.
Bert:
I hate to be the Grinch, but it's not normal what goes on up here. Somebody has got to warn you.
Bert:
Teenage faghags become adult faghags. Straight boys are straight. You can't turn 'em just because you need to be loved.
Bert:
The foundation that's being laid here is not going to help you in the real world.
Bert:
It's going to lead to waitressing jobs and bitterness and the obsessive, pointless collecting of out-of-print original cast albums.

Tags: Bitterness Quotes Age Quotes Hate Quotes Help Quotes Jobs Quotes

Vlad:
I'm an asshole! And I don't know... I just love attention. I'm an attention junkie I guess. Awww... Why do I do shit like that?

Tags: Love Quotes Attention Quotes Love Quotes

[last lines]
Vlad:
Well, now that camp's over - almost over - and we live kind of close to each other I was hoping that... we can go out sometime.
Michael:
I *know* you're not asking girlfriend out for a date after all this.
Vlad:
If she'll forgive me.
Michael:
This boy not only has cajones, but he's got burritos and huevos rancheros too.
Ellen:
[to Vlad] Okay.
Michael:
What?
Vlad:
Really?
Ellen:
I'll go out with you.
Michael:
Ellen, you're like some Jenny Jones guest!
Ellen:
Michael, eventually I have to start hanging out with boys who don't wear dresses. I thought we came here to go swimming. [to Vlad]
Ellen:
You coming in?
Vlad:
It's pretty cold.
Ellen:
I'll take my chances.
Vlad:
...Okay. [they jump in lake]
Ellen:
It's not that cold.
Vlad:
It's freezing.
Ellen:
Don't be a girl - leave that to Michael. [Michael jumps in lake]
Michael:
You two are like a bad car wreck - I wash my hands of the both of you.
Ellen:
Oh yeah?
Michael:
Oh it's cold! Quit splashing! [scene shifts to the cast singing "The Want of a Nail"]

Tags: Art Quotes Boys Quotes Pretty Quotes Thought Quotes

Jill:
Are you new?
Fritzi:
No, I was here last year. Don't you remember me? [on her negative]
Fritzi:
We were in 'Night, Mother together.

Tags: Mother Quotes

Spitzer:
My junior prom I stayed home with a roll of cookie dough and TV-Land.
Shaun:
I watched my junior prom from outside in the bushes for three hours.
Spitzer:
Oh, that's so Stella Dallas!

Tags: Home Quotes

Jill:
Don't worry. You're only a few pounds heavier then Ellen.
Spitzer:
I think I've met your sister, Cinderella.

Tags:

Director:
Now, do it again. And try not to screw up the blocking this time, eyes, eyes, nostrils, silent scream!
Jenna:
I have to go to the bathroom.
Director:
Piss in the dumpster! Again!

Tags: Lent Quotes

Vlad:
Are you blushing?
Michael:
Are you kidding? I'm doing everything but bat my eyes!

Tags:

Ellen:
When I was eight years old I told my dad that I wanted to take an acting class. He said, "There are five billion people in this world, if one-tenth of 1% of them wanted to be actors, that would still be five million people. Do you really think you're prettier than five million people? You're not even the prettiest girl in your class."
Vlad:
I think you're very pretty.

Tags: People Quotes Acting Quotes People Quotes

Quotes of the Day

I never ever thought that I was a giggler. I was the one who could hold it together but I didn't on this... - Ashley Jensen

2 - people who like it Add to favorite

RECENT MEMBERS

all recent members

POPULAR MEMBERS

all popular members

Interesting websites

- Camp Trailers, Reviews and Cast @ TVGuide.com

- Camp Photos, Images, Videos, Polls, Questions, Cast and Crew