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Release date 2008

Duration 96 min

Producer(s) Tim Bevan, Ethan Coen, Joel Coen...more

Director(s) Ethan Coen, Joel Coen...more Ethan Coen, Joel Coen...less

Writer(s) Joel Coen, Ethan Coen...more Joel Coen, Ethan Coen...less

Cast George Clooney, Frances McDormand, Brad Pitt...more

Genre Comedy, Crime,

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Star of "Coming Up Daisy":
[repeated line from the movie within the movie] we've been over, and over, and over this, first you say you can't commit, and then... would you come down from there?

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Osbourne Cox:
[Hears his memoirs were taken to the Russian Embassy] The Russians?
Hal:
Mmm Hmm.
Osbourne Cox:
The Russians?
Hal:
Mmm hmm, Russian Embassy.
Osbourne Cox:
Are you sure?
Hal:
Hey, the guy was not hard to follow, as you know.
Osbourne Cox:
Why the fuck would they go to the Russians? Why the fuuuuck?

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Osbourne Cox:
If you ever carried out your proposed threat you would experience such a shitstorm of consequences my friend your empty little head would be spinning faster than the wheels of your Schwinn bicycle back there.
Chad Feldheimer:
Y-you think that's a Schwinn?

Osbourne Cox:
And you're my wife's lover?
Ted Treffon:
[shaking his head] No.
Osbourne Cox:
Then what are you doing here? [pause]
Osbourne Cox:
I know you. You're the guy from the gym.
Ted Treffon:
I'm not here representing HardBodies.
Osbourne Cox:
Oh, yes. I know very well what you represent. [pause]
Osbourne Cox:
You represent the idiocy of today.
Ted Treffon:
No, I don't represent that either.
Osbourne Cox:
Yeah. You're the guy at the gym when I asked about that moronic woman.
Ted Treffon:
She's not a moron.
Osbourne Cox:
You're in league with that moronic woman. You are part of a league of morons.
Ted Treffon:
No. No.
Osbourne Cox:
Oh, yes. You see, you're one of the morons I've been fighting my whole life. My whole fucking life. But guess what... Today, I win. [gun shot]

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CIA Superior:
What a clusterfuck!

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Chad Feldheimer:
Manolo, you DIDN'T find this.
Manolo:
I found it on the floor there.
Chad Feldheimer:
Yeah, I know. But...
Manolo:
Right there on the floor there. Just lying there.

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[after having found a CD they believe contains files of the CIA]
Linda Litzke:
You should put up a note in the ladies locker room.
Chad Feldheimer:
Put up a note? "Highly classified shit found: Raw intelligence shit, CIA shit?" Hello, anybody lose their secret CIA shit? I don't think so!

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Osbourne Cox:
[on phone] Tell Dr. Cox I have the new keys! [Osbourne hangs up, and picks up a hatchet]

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Osbourne Cox:
No. No, I'm sorry, I don't know the number to, uh, my savings account because believe it or not I don't spend my entire day sitting around trying to memorize the fucking numbers to my fucking bank accounts! Moron!

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Chad Feldheimer:
Osbourne Cox?
Osbourne Cox:
Yes, this is Osbourne Cox, who the FUCK are YOU?

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Chad Feldheimer:
[on the phone] Osbourne Cox? I thought you might be worried... about the security... of your shit.

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Harry Pfarrer:
Oh my fuck... I just killed a fucking spook!

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