Bubba Ho-tep

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Release date 2002

Duration 92 min

Producer(s) Dac Coscarelli, Don Coscarelli, Jason R. Savage...more

Director(s) Don Coscarelli...more Don Coscarelli...less

Writer(s) Joe R. Lansdale, Don Coscarelli...more Joe R. Lansdale, Don Coscarelli...less

Cast Bruce Campbell, Ossie Davis, Ella Joyce...more

Genre Comedy, Horror,

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Bubba Ho-tep Quotes

JFK:
[He just got his soul sucked out by Bubba Ho-Tep] The president is soon dead!

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Elvis:
Damn straight, he comes in here tonight, I don't want him slapping his lips on my asshole.

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Elvis:
Man, you are one big, bitch cockroach.

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Callie:
It was nice meeting you, Mr. Presley.
Elvis:
Get the hell outta here.

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Elvis:
Shit, Bubba Ho-tep comes out of that creek bed, he's going to come out hungry and pissed. When I try to stop him he's going to shove this paint can up my ass and he's going to shove me and that wheelchair up Jack's ass.

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Elvis:
The revealing of her panties wasn't intentional or unintentional. She just didn't give a damn. She saw me as so physically and sexually non-threatening, she didn't mind if I get a bird's eye view of her love nest. It was same to her as a house cat sneaking a peek.

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Elvis:
Look, man, do I look like an ichthyologist to you? Big damn bugs, all right? The size of my fist. The size of a peanut butter and banana sandwich. What do I know? I got a growth on my pecker!

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[in the washroom stall, looking at hieroglyphics on the wall]
JFK:
Now this top line translates into, "Pharoah gobbles donkey goobers," and the bottom line, "Cleopatra does the nasty."
Elvis:
Say what?
JFK:
Well pretty much, that's the best I can translate it.

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Elvis:
You got Ding Dongs, man?
JFK:
I've Ding Dongs, Paydays and a whole *box* of Baby Ruths.
Elvis:
Oh, mama. [JFK opens a dresser drawer filled with goodies]
JFK:
So, what'll be? Let's get decadent.
Elvis:
[Smiling] I'll have a Baby Ruth.

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Elvis:
It's time for A-C-T-I-O-N!

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JFK:
Would you like a Ding-Dong? [Elvis looks towards JFK's crotch]
JFK:
Oh, I don't mean mine! I mean a chocolate ding-dong. [thoughtful]
JFK:
Of course mine would be chocolate now that I've been dyed.

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Elvis:
That's my daughter.
JFK:
I know. We weren't there for our kids when they needed us, were we?
Elvis:
Man, if I could just talk to her again... tell her I love her... try and make things right somehow.
JFK:
No time for regrets, Elvis. We were the best fathers we could be under the circumstances.
Elvis:
Yeah, I guess, no time for regrets. We got business to take care of.

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