Bruce Almighty

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Release date 2003

Duration 101 min

Producer(s) Gary Barber, Roger Birnbaum, Michael Bostick...more

Director(s) Tom Shadyac...more Tom Shadyac...less

Writer(s) Steve Koren, Mark O'Keefe, Steve Koren...more

Cast Jim Carrey, Morgan Freeman, Jennifer Aniston...more

Genre Comedy, Drama,

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Bruce:
[Before he drives off in his supercar] Hi-ho, Silver! Away!

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[from deleted scene]
Grace:
I don't want a dog that craps in a toilet!

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Bruce Nolan:
Newsflash! I'm not okay. I'm not okay with a mediocre job. I'm not okay with a mediocre apartment. I'm not okay with a mediocre life!
Grace:
Is that what you think we have? A mediocre life?
Bruce Nolan:
Don't make this about you.
Grace:
About me? This isn't about me. It's about you. It's always about you!
Bruce Nolan:
Perfect. PERFECT! I'll have the worst day of my life with a side order of guilt please!

God:
Parting your soup is not a miracle Bruce, it's a magic trick. A single mom who's working two jobs, and still finds time to take her son to soccer practice, that's a miracle. A teenager who says "no" to drugs and "yes" to an education, that's a miracle. People want me to do everything for them. What they don't realize is *they* have the power. You want to see a miracle, son? Be the miracle.

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Stalled Car Guy:
Well, thanks a million. God bless.

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Grace:
[after Bruce was attacked by hoodlums] Oh, thank God you're all right.
Bruce:
Yeah, let's thank God, shall we? For his blessings are raining down upon me. Wait, that's not rain!

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[during the riot]
Homeless Man:
[holding up a sign] "THY KINGDUMB COME"

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Homeless Man:
[holding up a sign] "GOD BEE GOOD HONEY"
Bruce:
[holds up his own sign] "WHATEVER HE SAID - >"

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[after God finds the bead that Bruce had earlier threw in the lake]
Bruce:
Holy sh... cow.

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God:
No matter how filthy something gets, you can always clean it right up.

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Bruce:
Excuse me, I need a spoooo... [a spoon appears, sliding out of his mouth]
Bruce:
It's okay, I found one.

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Bruce Nolan:
Vol? Vol? You want a tissue or something? Can we get Vol a tissue... or a spoon?

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