Date created: April 2010
Release date 2003
Duration 101 min
Producer(s) Gary Barber, Roger Birnbaum, Michael Bostick...more
Director(s) Tom Shadyac...more
Writer(s) Steve Koren, Mark O'Keefe, Steve Koren...more
Cast Jim Carrey, Morgan Freeman, Jennifer Aniston...more
Newsflash! I'm not okay. I'm not okay with a mediocre job. I'm not okay with a mediocre apartment. I'm not okay with a mediocre life!
Is that what you think we have? A mediocre life?
Don't make this about you.
About me? This isn't about me. It's about you. It's always about you!
Perfect. PERFECT! I'll have the worst day of my life with a side order of guilt please!
Parting your soup is not a miracle Bruce, it's a magic trick. A single mom who's working two jobs, and still finds time to take her son to soccer practice, that's a miracle. A teenager who says "no" to drugs and "yes" to an education, that's a miracle. People want me to do everything for them. What they don't realize is *they* have the power. You want to see a miracle, son? Be the miracle.