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Breast Men

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Release date 1997

Duration 95 min

Producer(s) Gary Lucchesi, Robert McMinn, Udi Nedivi...more

Director(s) Lawrence O'Neil...more Lawrence O'Neil...less

Writer(s) John Stockwell...more John Stockwell...less

Cast David Schwimmer, Chris Cooper, Emily Procter...more

Genre Drama,

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Breast Men Quotes

[a board reads "Valerie - 34D, Veterinarian." The board claps. With her face out of view, a topless Valerie talks to us]
Valerie:
I won't say the operation didn't hurt 'cause it felt like a ton of bricks fell on my chest. But the first time I saw my two new best friends, I was like, "Oh, my God! It was worth it!" My shoulders fit me now, I have a waist... I've been reborn! I rock! This is the way that I was always meant to look.

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Male Interviewer:
Arlene - Mary Kay Rep. [claps board]
Arlene:
Can I borrow your pencil? [With her face out of view, Arlene receives a pencil, then opens her blouse, baring her breasts. She talks to us]
Arlene:
This is called the pencil test. It's supposed to fall to the floor. [She puts the pencil under her left breast. The pencil doesn't fall]
Arlene:
I love my children, but I'm a little resentful for what they did to my breasts. [She removes the pencil and returns it]
Arlene:
Thanks. It's like someone blew up a balloon and then they let all the air out.

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Terri:
Yeah? Well it wasn't so funny to me.

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Male Interviewer:
Lisanne - 32A, Magazine Editor. [claps board]
Lisanne:
You want the bra off too?
Male Interviewer:
Yeah.
Lisanne:
Now, you're not showing my face, are you?
Female Interviewer:
No.
Lisanne:
Okay. Because I would die if anyone knew I was doing this. Hold on. [with her face out of our view, Lisanne reaches behind her back, unhooks her bra, and takes it off revealing her fist-sized breasts]
Lisanne:
There. There you have it. What do you want me to say?
Female Interviewer:
How do you feel about your breasts?
Lisanne:
How do I feel about my breasts? Well... how would *you* feel about them? I have gone to the Dentist and had tools laid on my chest as though it was a tray, as though it was a totally flat place upon which a person can unthinkingly lay their things on and, you know, get 'em later... I know that you guys probably don't like it that I'm getting the operation because you're feminists or, you know, something. I don't know.
Female Interviewer:
No. No, we're not trying to make any judgements here.
Lisanne:
Okay. Well, that's good. Because I don't really care if you did, 'cause I would just say, "Kiss my ass." I mean... I'm doing this for me, and I don't care what anybody says. I want to have big tits.

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