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Release date 1992

Duration 76 min

Producer(s) James D. Brubaker, Steven Hirsch, Gil Netter...more

Director(s) Dennis Dugan...more Dennis Dugan...less

Writer(s) Pat Proft, George S. Kaufman, Morrie Ryskind...more

Cast John Turturro, Bob Nelson, Mel Smith...more

Genre Movies,

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Jacques:
Society's too blame.
Roland T. Flakfizer:
Too much violence in the movies.
Rocco Melonchek:
It's my environment.
Jacques:
We were carrying out orders!
Roland T. Flakfizer:
It's the Japanese. They're buying up everything.
Rocco Melonchek:
Did we leave anything out?

Usherette:
Five and six.
Roland T. Flakfizer:
Eleven. Now it's your turn: twenty-five and sixty-seven.

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Volare:
My dance shoes are in the Louvre in Paris.
Flakfizer:
Big deal. Last year I left a raincoat in Cleveland.

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Volare:
I told you before... Don't hang my tights by the crotch! it throws off my bulge!

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Volare:
Do you realize what I was doing at the age of seven?
Roland T. Flakfizer:
I can imagine and you must be thankful you didn't go blind.
Volare:
I was dancing professionally.
Roland T. Flakfizer:
Whatever you call it. Flogging the carrot, polishing the cuestick, choking the chicken, clearing the snorkel...

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Rocco:
[as a dog rips his trouser leg] What a charming little animal.
Lillian Oglethorpe:
Do you know dogs, Mister Melonchek?
Rocco:
Know dogs? I used to be a chef in a Korean restaurant!

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Roland T. Flakfizer:
So, do you enjoy being a cab driver?
Rocco Melonchek:
Nah. As soon as I get my driver's license, I'm quitting.

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Flakfizer:
[Talking on cellular phone] How did the market close? Uh-huh. Well, roll over my amalgamated, split my utilities, and double my capital venture overlays. Now call me in an hour, and tell me what the hell I'm talking about!

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Roland T. Flakfizer:
It's said that behind every great man there is a great woman, and I'm glad the woman behind me is Lillian; because, quite frankly, I enjoy the shade.

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Roland T. Flakfizer:
I'm all out of American currency. Here, take a fistful of Romanian fifties.

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Tina:
Was that the doorbell?
Roland T. Flakfizer:
That wasn't you?

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Roland T. Flakfizer:
And she looks like she's about fifteen.
Lazlo:
No, no, no.
Roland T. Flakfizer:
Okay, fourteen then. In fact I know she's fourteen, because I was dating her a year ago.

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