Date created: April 2010
Release date 2006
Duration 88 min
Producer(s) Jenny Hinkey, Stephen Israel, Phil Lobel...more
Director(s) Q. Allan Brocka...more
Writer(s) Q. Allan Brocka, Philip Pierce, Matthew Rettenmund...more
Cast Derek Magyar, George Jonson, Patrick Bauchau...more
Hey, Uncle X.
[distracted at sight of Andrew and Matthew together] Oh, hey Cheyenne.
This makes you my uncle, doesn't it?
I think it would be something more like your brother-in-law.
[the two see Andrew and Matthew kiss] Maybe ex-brother-in-law.
[after a long pause] So... Do I get to listen, or do I have to come up with some excuse to give you guys privacy?
"I've got a hot date" has always worked for me.
Fine. It was a pleasure warming your water.
I love club music, everything is so cut and dry. You love someone set them free. Love me or let me go. Prove your love. My love is your love. It's love or it's not love. Love is sex. Sex is love. I defy you to find a club anthem that says I love you but I'm not really sure what love is all about and I still wanna have sex with...blah blah blah. Those things are harder to rhyme.