Bowfinger

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Release date 1999

Duration 97 min

Producer(s) Kathleen M. Courtney, Brian Grazer, Karen Kehela...more

Director(s) Frank Oz...more Frank Oz...less

Writer(s) Steve Martin...more Steve Martin...less

Cast Steve Martin, Eddie Murphy, Heather Graham...more

Genre Movies,

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Bowfinger Quotes

Robert K. Bowfinger:
And why is this going to work? Because Afrim here is a damn fine screenwriter, as well as accountant and part time receptionist. I said to Afrim "If you can write half as well as you can add-" Well I didn't even have to finish my sentence. Twelve days later he hands me this, this masterpiece. Afrim, tell them what it's called.
Afrim:
Chubby Rain.
Robert K. Bowfinger:
Tell them why!
Afrim:
Because when the aliens come down to earth, they come inside raindrops, making the rain chubby. Chubby rain!

Robert K. Bowfinger:
Do you have any experience in motion pictures?
Jiff Ramsey:
Uh, well, yeah, quite a bit, actually, I have quite a bit of experience. I'm an active, uh, renter at Blockbuster, and I, um, attend the filmed cinema, uh, as much as possible, weekly, bi-weekly, inter-week-... intermediately.
Robert K. Bowfinger:
Would you be willing to cut your hair?
Jiff Ramsey:
[sighs] Oh, yes, but, uh, it's usually better if someone else does it. I've had a few... accidents.

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Robert K. Bowfinger:
[of a prolonged kissing scene audition] Let's try it one more time, uh, Slater, this time *without* the erection.

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Dave:
But movies cost millions of dollars to make.
Robert K. Bowfinger:
That's after gross net deduction profit percentage deferment ten percent of the nut. Cash, every movie cost $2,184.

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Kit:
The letter K appears in this script 1,456 times. That's perfectly divisible by 3.
Freddy:
So what? So what you saying?
Kit:
What am I saying? KKK appears in this script 486 times!

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[on filming an actor without his giving permission to be filmed]
Robert K. Bowfinger:
Did you know Tom Cruise had no idea he was in that vampire movie till two years later?

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Robert K. Bowfinger:
We need a guy with a fabulous ass! And mine is the wrong color!

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Kit's Agent:
This is a great script! Look, it's not Shakespeare, but it...
Kit:
Hey, what did you just say?
Agent:
I said, 'it's not Shakespeare'...
Kit:
'It's not Shake... ', 'It's not Shake... ' (to Freddy) Do you hear what he's doing?
Freddy:
I know he's doing something, I just can't put my finger on it. Yeah, yeah, yeah... What's he doing?
Kit:
Shakespeare, Freddy, Shakespeare!
Freddy:
Shakespeare?
Kit:
Shake a spear! Spearchucker! I'm a spearchucker now!

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Robert K. Bowfinger:
Now that you and your colleagues here at Mindfu - , head have had a chance to think, what do you say?

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Jiff Ramsey:
Oh, gosh, I'm really hoping to get a career running errands. That'd be a major boost for me.

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Terry Stricter, MindHead Honcho:
Happy premise #1.
Kit:
Happy premise #1: There are no aliens.
Terry Stricter, MindHead Honcho:
Happy premise #2.
Kit:
Happy premise #2: There is no giant foot trying to squash me.
Terry Stricter, MindHead Honcho:
Happy premise #3.
Kit:
Happy premise #3: Even though I feel like I might ignite, I probably won't.

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Robert K. Bowfinger:
See that FedEx truck? Every day it delivers important papers to people all over the world. And one day, it is going to stop here, and a man is going to walk up and casually toss a couple of FedExes on my desk. And at that moment, we - and by we, I mean me - will be important.

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