Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan

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Borat: Cultural Learnings Of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation Of Kazakhstan Vital Stats

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Release date 2006

Duration 84 min

Producer(s) Sacha Baron Cohen, Peter Baynham, Monica Levinson...more

Director(s) Larry Charles...more Larry Charles...less

Writer(s) Sacha Baron Cohen, Anthony Hines, Peter Baynham...more

Cast Sacha Baron Cohen, Ken Davitian, Luenell...more

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Borat:
Just dry him, no hand relief.

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Borat:
My wife is dead? [long pause]
Borat:
High five!

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Azamat:
Eat my asshole!

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Church Pastor:
I didn't *evolve* from a monkey! I is what I is!

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Borat:
[steps into the hotel room] Wawaweewaa! Ooh lala!
Borat:
[as he sits down in hotel room chair] Oh well, King in the Castle, King in the Castle, I have a chair! Go do dis, go do dis, King in the Castle.

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Azamat:
[dressed as Oliver Hardy] Well that's another fine mess you've gotten me into!

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[first lines]
Borat:
Jak sie masz? My name-a Borat. I like you. I like sex. Is nice! ["How are you?" in Polish]

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Borat:
This is Natalya. [He kisses her passionately]
Borat:
She is my sister. She is number-four prostitute in whole of Kazakhstan. [She holds up a trophy and smiles]
Borat:
Niiice!

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Borat:
May George Bush drink the blood of every man, woman, and child in Iraq!

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Borat:
This is Urkin, the town rapist. Naughty, naughty!

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Borat:
I will forgive Pamela, and I will go to California with my friend Mr. Jesus, AND TOGETHER WE WILL TAKE HER!

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Borat:
I like to make sexy time!

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Borat:
[referring in thought to woman speaking in feminism group] I could not concentrate on what this old man was saying.

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Borat:
Pamela, I am no longer attracted to you anymore... NOT!

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Borat:
I loves the Pamela Andersons.

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Borat:
Her vazhïn hang like sleeve of wizard's robe.

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Borat:
There lives Nursultan Tulyakbay. He's still asshole. I get iPod, he only get iPod Mini. Everybody know it for girls!

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Borat:
We need somewhere to park our black asses for the night.

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Borat:
Sometime my sister, she show her vazhïn to my brother Bilo and say "You will never get this you will never get it la la la la la la." He behind his cage. He cries, he cries and everybody laughs. She goes "You never get this." But one time he break cage and he "get this" and then we all laugh. High five!

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Borat:
Does Jesus love my neighbour Nursultan Tulyiagby?
Chruch Pastor:
Yes, Jesus loves everyone.
Borat:
Nobody like my neighbour Nursultan Tulyiagby. [everyone laughs]

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Borat:
Gypsy, who is this woman you have shrunk?

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Borat:
[referring to Pamela Anderson's character in "Baywatch"] This C.J. was like no Kazakh woman I have ever seen. She had golden hairs, teeth as white as pearls, and the asshole of a seven-year-old. For the first time in my lifes, I was in love.

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End Credits Men's Choir:
Kazakhstan greatest country in the world, All other countries are run by little girls. Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium, all other countries have inferior potassium. Kazakhstan home of Tinshein swimming pool, it’s length thirty meter and width six meter. Filtration system a marvel to behold. It remove 83 percent of human solid waste. Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place, From Plains of Tarashek to northern fence of Jewtown. Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan, They very nosey people with bone in their brain. Kazakhstan industry best in the world, we invented toffee and trouser belt. Kazakhstan's prostitutes cleanest in the region, except of course Turkmenistan's. Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place, From Plains of Tarashek to northern fence of Jewtown. Come grasp the might penis of our leader from junction with the testes to tip of its face!

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Borat:
Who is this car that follow us? I wish it didn't follow us anymore.
Driving Instructor:
Oh, I don't know.
Borat:
Maybe we lose them.
Driving Instructor:
No, we better not lose them.
Borat:
[yelling at the passing car] Hey, don't look at me. Eat my tits!
Driving Instructor:
All right. We'll make a right turn up here.
Borat:
Don't look at me like that! I will eat your shit.
Driving Instructor:
Hey, don't do that.
Borat:
You fuck my mother.
Driving Instructor:
Hey, hey. You can't do that.
Borat:
No, he do before. He look on me.
Driving Instructor:
You can't do that, okay? They're gonna throw us in jail, me with you. You can't...
Borat:
Why in jail? He look on me- la-la-la behind.
Driving Instructor:
You can't say that.

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Borat:
[sees the Uzbekistan embassy in Washington DC] Hey look who has an embassy here. [puts up his middle finger]
Borat:
Hey fuck you, you motherfuckers!

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Atlanta Teenager:
What kinda music you listen to?
Borat:
I like-a very much Korki Buchek. You know Korki Buchek? [the teenagers are confused]
Borat:
Bing bong bing-bong-bing, dl-dl-ding-ding *click* *click* *click-click*, bing bong bing-bong-bing, dl-dl-ding-ding *click* *click*...

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Borat:
[narrating] He insist we not fly in case the Jews repeated their attack of 9/11.

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Borat:
I want to have a car that attract a woman with shave down below.
Car Dealership owner:
Well that would be a Corvette. Or a Hummer. [starts showing Borat cars]
Car Dealership owner:
We'll try to help you out here.
Borat:
A man yesterday, tell me if I buy a car I must buy one with a pussy magnet.
Car Dealership owner:
He means a car that women like.
Borat:
Yes, but where do you keep this magnet?
Car Dealership owner:
[interrupts] No. There's no magnet he just means the vehicle. Women love the Hummers.
Borat:
Do this have a pussy magnet?
Car Dealership owner:
No. The vehicle itself would be a magnet.
Borat:
If I give you good price, will you please put in pussy magnet?
Car Dealership owner:
Yeah but there's no-there's no such thing in this country as a-as a magnet.
Borat:
If this car drive into a group of gypsies, will there be any damage to the car?
Car Dealership owner:
It depends on how hard you hit them and all that.
Borat:
*Hard*
Car Dealership owner:
You might-if somebody rolls on the windshield, they could crack your windshield.
Borat:
How fast do I need to go to guarantee I kill them?
Car Dealership owner:
Uh-let me tell you something with this vehicle here probably doing 35-45 miles per hour will do it.
Borat:
Great! When I uh, buy my wife, at the start she was uh, cook good, her vazhïn work well, and she strong on plow. But after three years when she was fifteen, then she become weak, her voice become deep: BORAT BORAT, eh, she receive hair on chest, and vazhïn hang like sleeve of wizard.
Car Dealership owner:
Huh-Jesus...
Borat:
How do I know that this will not happen with the car?
Car Dealership owner:
Chevrolette guarantees you that with a warranty.
Borat:
I like-a very much buy this Hummers, how much is it?
Car Dealership owner:
Fifty-two thousand.
Borat:
I am looking for something between um, six-hundred to uh... six-hundred and fifty dollars.
Car Dealership owner:
We don't have any cars for six-fifty that you can buy. I might be able to sell you a wholesale car, a car with a lot of miles for seven-hundred with no warranty.

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Borat:
Go, kids! Smash the Jew chick before he hatches!

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Azamat:
[arguing with Borat] What's in California?
Borat:
[making it up] Pearl Harbor is there. So is Texas.

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Oxanna:
[as Borat is leaving] If you cheat on me, I will snap off your cock!
Borat:
[later] Sadly, I cannot go after Pamela or else my wife will snap off my cock.

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Borat:
You telling me the man who try to put a rubber fist in my anus was a homosexual?

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[from trailer]
Borat:
My country send me to United States to make movie-film. Please, come and see my film. If it not success, I will be execute.

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