Date created: April 2010
Release date 1996
Duration 88 min
Producer(s) Jason Blumenthal, Elaine Dysinger, Dan Etheridge...more
Director(s) Jason Bloom...more
Writer(s) Adam Leff, Mitchell Peck, Jason Blumenthal...more
Cast William Atherton, Denise Dowse, Dara Tomanovich...more
[yelling] Mom! Can you please tell your love slave that if he's not part of the solution, he's part of the problem.
The only problem I have is that I've run out of depends.
You know, Russell, there is a bathroom right around the corner.
I can't go to the bathroom. I hurt my bladder rollerblading.
I've never quit anything in my life except for Chinese calligraphy, my Theses 2, Kangaroo Anatomy, Toe Photography, Booger sculpture and masturbation. Well, maybe not masturbation but give me a break it's the only thing I'm good at.