Bicentennial Man

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Release date 1999

Duration 132 min

Producer(s) Michael Barnathan, Chris Columbus, Paula DuPré Pesman...more

Director(s) Chris Columbus...more Chris Columbus...less

Writer(s) Isaac Asimov, Isaac Asimov, Robert Silverberg...more

Cast Robin Williams, Embeth Davidtz, Sam Neill...more

Genre Sci-Fi, Drama,

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Andrew Martin:
May one, sir? Is now a good time?
'Ma'am' Martin:
What? A good time for what?
Andrew Martin:
Last night, Sir taught...
Sir:
No, no, no, don't blame me Andrew. Just... go ahead.
Andrew Martin:
Thank you sir
Andrew Martin:
[Very fast] Two cannibals were eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" How do you make a hanky dance? Put a little boogie in it! What is a brunette between two blondes? A translator! Do you know why blind people don't like to sky-dive? It scares their dogs! A man with demensia is driving on the freeway. His wife calls him on the mobile phone and says "Sweetheart, I heard there's someone driving the wrong way on the freeway." He says "One? There's hundreds!" What's silent and smells like worms? Bird farts. It must have been an engineer who designed the human body. Who else would put a waste processing plant next to a recreation area? A woman goes into a doctor's office, and the doctor says "Do you mind if I numb your breasts?" "Not at all." *makes 'motor-boating' noise. "Num-num-num-num."
Andrew Martin:
[Family chuckles] One did it sir!
Sir:
Andrew, it was fine, but we might want to talk about appropriatness and um, and timing.
Andrew Martin:
It's ten-fifteen sir. [Family laughs hysterically]

Andrew Martin:
[stomach growls] What was that?
Portia:
That's your stomach growling. You're hungry. [flatulence]
Andrew Martin:
Was that me?
Portia:
Yes.
Andrew Martin:
I thought it was you.
Portia:
No, it wasn't me.
Andrew Martin:
Really? Ooh. Do you do that?
Portia:
Sometimes... but quieter than that.
Andrew Martin:
I'll have to have Rupert make me a muffler.

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Andrew Martin:
[Immediately following the death of "Little Miss"] Will every human being that I care for just... leave?
Portia:
I'm afraid so...
Andrew Martin:
That won't do.

Tags: Death Quotes Man Quotes Will Quotes

Galatea:
I think personality is much more important than intelligence, don't you?

Tags: Personality Quotes

Sir Martin:
You're a unique robot, Andrew. I feel a responsibility to help you become - whatever you're able to be.

Tags: Help Quotes Responsibility Quotes

Portia:
I like you. I even understand you some of the time. But I'm not about to invest my emotions in a machine.

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Portia:
But if this really works between us? You and I will never be accepted. We can't be married or anything.

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President Marjorie Bota:
Andrew Martin
Andrew Martin:
I've always tried to make sense of things. There must be some reason I am as I am. As you can see, Madame Chairman, I am no longer immortal.
President Marjorie Bota:
You have arranged to die?
Andrew Martin:
In a sense I have. I am growing old, my body is deteriorating, and like all of you, will eventually cease to function. As a robot, I could have lived forever. But I tell you all today, I would rather die a man, than live for all eternity a machine.
President Marjorie Bota:
Why do you want this?
Andrew Martin:
To be acknowledged for who and what I am, no more, no less. Not for acclaim, not for approval, but, the simple truth of that recognition. This has been the elemental drive of my existence, and it must be achieved, if I am to live or die with dignity.
President Marjorie Bota:
Mister Martin, what you are asking for is extremely complex and controversial. It will not be an easy decision. I must ask for your patience while I take the necessary time to make a determination of this extremely delicate matter.
Andrew Martin:
And I await your decision, Madame Chairman, thank-you for your patience. [turns to Portia and whispers]
Andrew Martin:
I tried.

Tags: Determination Quotes Patience Quotes Reason Quotes Will Quotes Body Quotes

Rupert Burns:
What do they say?
Andrew Martin:
That you can lose yourself. Everything. All boundaries. All time. That two bodies can become so mixed up, that you don't know who's who or what's what. And just when the sweet confusion is so intense you think you're gonna die... you kind of do. Leaving you alone in your separate body, but the one you love is still there. That's a miracle. You can go to heaven and come back alive. You can go back anytime you want with the one you love.
Rupert Burns:
And you want to experience that?
Andrew Martin:
Oh, yes, please.
Rupert Burns:
So do I.

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Andrew Martin:
[after learning the fate of most sperm]
Andrew Martin:
They die? One feels badly for them.

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Galatea:
As the great Andrew Martin once said "One is glad to be of service".

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[after young Lloyd pours sand on Andrew]
Andrew Martin:
One understands why some animals eat their young.

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