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Release date 2000

Duration 90 min

Producer(s) Gordon Mark, Karen Murphy...more Gordon Mark, Karen Murphy...less

Director(s) Christopher Guest...more Christopher Guest...less

Writer(s) Christopher Guest, Eugene Levy...more Christopher Guest, Eugene Levy...less

Cast Jay Brazeau, Parker Posey, Michael Hitchcock...more

Genre Movies,

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Harlan Pepper:
After the dog show I was on an El Al flight to Haifa faster than a walnut could roll off a henhouse roof.

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Bulge:
[interrupting Gerry and Cookie in the studio while they're recording] Cookie?
Cookie Fleck:
Yeah?
Bulge:
Cookie Guggleman?
Cookie Fleck:
Yeah. Do I know you?
Bulge:
Does this ring a bell? [singsongs]
Bulge:
"I'm not wearing underwear".
Cookie Fleck:
Bulge? Get outta town!

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Meg Swan:
I didn't ask for your opinion. I asked for a toy that you don't have!

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Hotel Manager:
[handing back a credit card at check-in to the Flecks] I'm sorry, that card's been declined.
Cookie Fleck:
Oh, no! That's the good card!

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Buck Laughlin:
[after Beatrice the dog jumps up on the show judge] He went for her like she's made outta ham.

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Scott Donlan:
How tall are you?
Hotel Manager:
I'm 6'4".
Stefan Vanderhoof:
I thought so. I feel like Alan Ladd at Easter Island.
Scott Donlan:
Where are you from, like Nor... Norland? Norway?
Hotel Manager:
Uh, I'm Irish-German.
Stefan Vanderhoof:
Like Robert Duvall in "The Godfather".
Scott Donlan:
Bratwurst and shillelaghs... paging Dr. Freud.

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Meg Swan:
No, that's a bear in a, in a bee costume.

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Stefan Vanderhoof:
[talking about the first time he saw Scott showing a dog] They had the same prance, the same rhythm, it was like they were two members of the same body.
Scott Donlan:
I knew a guy who had two members on the same body, dated him for about a half hour, got *so* exhausted. I'm sorry, go on, you were telling a story?

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Stefan Vanderhoof:
If you're ever buying a shampoo sink go right to the Dutch. The French know nothing about shampooing.

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Gerry Fleck:
[talking about Scott's leather trousers] Do you appreciate the amount of work that went into this?
Scott Donlan:
I ought to, I did it myself. I did it, I did it myself. I bored him to death, talked about it non stop.
Stefan Vanderhoof:
Well that is six months, six months working with leather and red thread. How much fun was he to be with?

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Scott Donlan:
Rhapsody has two mommies.

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[Yelling at her husband who is trying to coax their son down from the roof]
Fay Berman:
Don't look him in the eye! It challenges him! He doesn't like that!

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