Beethoven

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Release date 1992

Duration 87 min

Producer(s) Michael C. Gross, Sheldon Kahn, Joe Medjuck...more

Director(s) Brian Levant...more Brian Levant...less

Writer(s) John Hughes, Amy Holden Jones...more John Hughes, Amy Holden Jones...less

Cast Charles Grodin, Bonnie Hunt, Dean Jones...more

Genre Comedy, Drama,

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George:
[after Alice has fired Devonia for not watching all of the kids] Honey, it was an accident!
Alice:
So what?
George:
We can't throw out the option of having a babysitter just because we had a bad one. We'll find somebody really responsible to look after the kids.
Alice:
Over my dead body.

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Brie:
Oh I just love these big dumb animals!
Alice Newton:
I bet you do.

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[Dr. Varnick is about to shoot George]
Dr. Varnick:
You're a very foolish man, Mr. Newton. You should have left well enough alone.

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Alice Newton:
Just change your pants, George.
George Newton:
I'm gonna change my pants, Alice. But if I change my pants, I gotta change my jacket! If I change my jacket, I gotta change my shirt! If I change my shirt, I gotta change my tie! I hafta change my belt! I gotta change my shoes! I gotta change my socks!
Alice Newton:
Just change your pants, George. [George throws his pants down to Alice]

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George Newton:
You'd better think of something to name him 'cause when I come home and he's destroyed my house, I wanna know what to call him.

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George Newton:
My family likes you more than they like me! Why? All you do is drool and shed and eat!

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George Newton:
This is ridiculous! It's a dog, he doesn't have preferences! You could call him Ding-Dong Head and he wouldn't know the difference!

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Devonia Pest:
If you ask me, what these children need is a little discipline.
Alice Newton:
What these children need is their mother. You're fired.

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George Newton:
I really don't like our dog!

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Ted Newton:
Do you have any kids?
Brie:
We have a career.

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George Newton:
We're goldfish people, we're antfarm people. We're not dog people.

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George Newton:
No matter how many showers I take I still smell Beethoven all over me.

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