Bedazzled

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Release date 2000

Duration 93 min

Producer(s) Trevor Albert, Michael Haley, Suzanne Herrington...more

Director(s) Harold Ramis...more Harold Ramis...less

Writer(s) Peter Cook, Peter Cook, Dudley Moore...more

Cast Brendan Fraser, Elizabeth Hurley, Frances O'Connor...more

Genre Comedy, Fantasy,

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Bedazzled Quotes

[the Devil is reading Allison's diary]
Elliot Richards:
You can't read that, that's private stuff!
The Devil:
You're telling me, listen to this. "Last night was the most incredible night of my life. I never did get any of the guys' names, but I brought them back home and all five of them banged me like a Salvation Army drum".
Elliot Richards:
What?
The Devil:
Kidding.

Elliot Richards:
You can't give sick people 'tic tacs!'
The Devil:
Sick people have notoriously bad breath, I'm performing a public service here.

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Alison Gardner:
Don't you think that secular humanism is yummy?

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[Elliot as the most emotionally sensitive man, cries over the same sunset three times in a row]
Elliot Richards:
WHEN IS THAT DARN THING GONNA SET!

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Elliot Richards:
[as the basketball player] You know, there's no "I" in the word team. And this is a team effort. And I just wanna say that I'm real proud to be associated with these fine individuals that I h-have the pleasure of working with.

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The Devil:
Now listen to me, you disgusting little maggot. This is your last chance before the big weenie roast. Make a wish or forever burn in hell!

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Elliot Richards:
Maybe I should call you a cab... Although it's gonna be hard to find one that'll *go to Hell* this time of night!
The Devil:
OOOOOOh. What a delightfully piquant wit.

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[being hauled away by policemen]
Elliot Richards:
I'm telling you, the Devil gypped me for a HAMBURGER!

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The Devil:
It's not easy being the Barbra Streisand of Evil.

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Elliot Richards:
[holding Big Mac and Coke; sarcastically] *This* truly is the work of the devil.

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[Elliot is trying to prove he isn't gay]
Jerry:
[as Lance] Oh, this is just sad!
Elliot Richards:
Will you shut up, bitch!

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[singing to Alison as sensitive guy]
Elliot Richards:
Mayo-nayo-naise. Swimming by the sandy shore, dancing up among the waves, dolphin, dolphin I adore everything you are. You're so much more than a fish to me, my playful friend beneath the sea. [making dolphin noise]
Elliot Richards:
ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee.

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