Beavis and Butt-Head Do America

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Release date 1996

Duration 81 min

Producer(s) John Andrews, Winnie Chaffee, David Gale...more

Director(s) Mike Judge, Yvette Kaplan...more Mike Judge, Yvette Kaplan...less

Writer(s) Mike Judge, Joe Stillman...more Mike Judge, Joe Stillman...less

Cast Mike Judge, Bruce Willis, Demi Moore...more

Genre Animation, Adventure, Comedy,

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Beavis:
[after spitting soda on Mr. Anderson's TV] Aaaahh! This crap is warm!
Butt-head:
Beavis, you butthole, you broke it.
Beavis:
Aaah, no! Dammit!

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Beavis:
Hey, Butt-head, do you think we're ever going to score?
Butt-head:
Uh, I probably will, but not you. You're too much of a butt-monkey.
Beavis:
Shut up, dillhole.
Butt-head:
Butt dumpling.
Beavis:
Turd burglar.
Butt-head:
Uhhh... ass goblin.
Beavis:
Shut up, Butt-head. Hey, doesn't Tom Anderson live on this street?
Butt-head:
Uh, yep.
Beavis:
'Cause, um, I just need to stop by his toolshed for a few minutes.
Butt-head:
[giggles] Tool.
Beavis:
Boi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oing!

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[Dallas Grimmes mistakes Beavis and Butt-head for hit men who are hunting her]
Dallas Grimmes:
10 grand? [scoffs]
Dallas Grimmes:
Oh, that cheap ass. All right, I've got a better deal for you. I'll double it. I'll pay you 20 if you go back there and do him.
Butt-head:
You want us to do a guy? No way.
Beavis:
I don't know, Butt-Head. That is a lot of money. Maybe if we close our eyes and pretend he's a chick.

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Muddy Grimmes:
I'll pay you 10 grand plus expenses, all payable after you do her.
Butt-head:
Uh, do her?
Muddy Grimmes:
That's right, do her. I'm offering you $10,000 plus expenses to do my wife. We got a deal?
Beavis:
Actually, we just want to watch TV.
Butt-head:
Shut up, Beavis. Uh... Yeah, we'll do your wife.
Beavis:
No! I wanna watch TV!
Butt-head:
[slaps Beavis] Damn it, Beavis, you butt-munch. This guy wants us to score with his wife, and he's gonna pay us. We can buy a new TV.

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Beavis:
Hey, Butt-head, this book kicks ass. There's this talking snake, and a naked chick, and then this dude puts a leaf on his schlong.
Butt-head:
Cool.

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Butt-head's Dad:
[sitting around a camp fire eating beans] Hey, you want to see something really cool? [farts over camp fire which creates a fiery mushroom cloud]
Beavis:
FIRE!

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Muddy:
You guys are late.
Butt-head:
Really? Did we miss Baywatch?

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Tom Anderson:
What in the hell is that damn noise? [goes inside his camper and sees Beavis]
Tom Anderson:
What?
Beavis:
Hey, how's it going?
Tom Anderson:
Pull your damn pants up, boy! I don't want to see that. Damn it, get out of here!
Tom Anderson:
[throws Beavis out of camper] And if I ever catch you whacking in here again, I'm gonna hogtie you.

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Little Old Lady:
Yoohoo! Travis and Bob Head! Hello!

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[after Beavis and Butt-head enter the motel room]
Muddy Grimmes:
Man, Earl said you guys were young, but, jeez. Oh, well. As long as you can get the job done. What are your names?
Butt-head:
Uh, Butt-head.
Beavis:
Oh, I'm Beavis.
Muddy Grimmes:
Well, that's all right. I'd rather not know your real names, anyway. Mine's Muddy.

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[Getting back on the bus]
Butt-head:
Wait a minute. We can't leave Washington till we find that chick.
Little Old Lady:
Oh, we're a long way from Washington, Bob. This is the Hoover Dam.
Beavis:
Dam? Heh heh. I'll be damned.

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Butt-head:
[over loudspeaker] Uh, attention. Attention. We're looking for the chick with big boobs.
Beavis:
[over loudspeaker] Yeah. We are ready to do you now.
Butt-head, Beavis:
Uh-huh-huh-huh.
Senators:
Uh-huh-huh-huh. Uh-huh-huh-huh.

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