Bean

Bean

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Release date 1997

Duration 90 min

Producer(s) Rowan Atkinson, Peter Bennett-Jones, Tim Bevan...more

Director(s) Mel Smith...more Mel Smith...less

Writer(s) Rowan Atkinson, Richard Curtis, Richard Curtis...more

Cast Rowan Atkinson, Peter MacNicol, John Mills...more

Genre Movies,

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Bean Quotes

Kevin Langley:
Hey, what's wrong with Meat Loaf's butt?

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Kevin Langley:
I can't sleep. I can'e stop thinking about naked women. What about you?
Mr. Bean:
Whistler's Mother.
Kevin Langley:
Well, whatever turns you on!

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David Langley:
I must admit, over the time you've been here, certain... suspicions have begun to gather in my mind. I'm going to be frank here... are you a doctor?
Mr. Bean:
ummm... [shakes head]
David Langley:
okay number two, do you know anything about art. I mean... let me see... was Leonardo Da Vinci a famous American basketball player? [sniggers]
David Langley:
[Bean looks confused, David's face drops]
Mr. Bean:
...yes
David Langley:
...I see [brings his hand up to his face]

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Lt. Brutus:
He's a genius, huh?
David Langley:
That's what they tell me.
Lt. Brutus:
Well, he looks like a fruit cake to me.

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[after seeing what Bean did to the painting]
David Langley:
Oh Jesus! Oh God! Oh Jesus! Mary mother Jesus of Nazareth!

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David Langley:
I've given my life to art and from here on in, the only art I will get anywhere near are the pictures I draw on the pavement hoping passersby will throw nickels in my hat. I guess the long on the short of it: I wish I'd never been born.

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Lt. Brutus:
Mr. Bean, are you presently on any kind of medication?
Mr. Bean:
Not that I know of.
Lt. Brutus:
You certainly could use some.

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