Barbershop

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Release date 2002

Duration 102 min

Producer(s) Matt Alvarez, Mark Brown, Thomas J. Busch...more

Director(s) Tim Story...more Tim Story...less

Writer(s) Mark Brown, Mark Brown, Don D. Scott...more

Cast Ice Cube, Anthony Anderson, Cedric the Entertainer...more

Genre Comedy,

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Barbershop Quotes

J.D.:
Hey, don't drop the soap!

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[Terri throws her roses]
Eddie:
Hey, girl, this ain't a bullfight!

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Jimmy:
Let me tell you somethin'... you will *never* own a Black barbershop!
Isaac:
I will if I want to.
Terri:
If Tony Roma can make ribs better than Black people, Isaac can own a Black barbershop...
Calvin:
Wait a minute...”ribs better than Black people?"
Jimmy:
Tony Roma boils his ribs! That is *not* authentic!
Dinka:
Tony Roma is delicious! I don't see White or Black... I just see red sauce on everyt'ing!

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Isaac:
This is who I am. And whether you believe it or not, I'm gonna be like this tomorrow.

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[Hustling his goods]
Ray-Ray:
DVDs! CDs!
Calvin:
Not today, man...
Ray-Ray:
Got Cristal, MoÎt! Whatever you want, man! [DMX impersonation]
Ray-Ray:
Got dat new DMX, baby!

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[contemplating what to do with the money in the stolen ATM]
Billy:
First thing I'ma do... I'ma get me a tattoo. It gon' say, "Thug Nasty, Nasty Thug!"

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Eddie:
Boy, look, look! Look! Your daddy may not had a whole lot of money. Oh, but he was rich, because he invested in people. What'd you think? You think I was the only one he gave a job to, Calvin? No! That man opened up the doors to anybody and any knucklehead around here in the city of Chicago that wanted to come down here and make somebody out themselves. Gave the opportunity to be somebody! A licensed professional barber. Now, me, myself, personally... I wouldn't gave half these bail-jumpers the opportunity. But, you know, it's just hard enough. You sit in there and try to cut somebody's head and gotta worry about this fool over there trying to shank you. But let me tell you somethin'. At the end of the day... the end of the day, I was glad I was here. And now you!

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Eddie:
See, in my day, a barber was more than just somebody who sit around in a FUBU shirt with his drawers hanging all out. In my day, a barber was a counselor. He was a fashion expert. A style coach. Pimp. Just general all-around hustler. But the problem with y'all cats today, is that you got no skill. No sense of history. And then, with a straight face, got the nerve to want to be somebody. Want somebody to respect you. But it takes respect to get respect. Understand? See, I'm old. But, Lord willing, I'd be spared the sight of seeing everything that we worked for flushed down the drain by someone who don't know no better or care.

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Jimmy:
Eddie, not only is what you're saying not true, it is wrong and disrespectful for you to discuss Rosa Parks in that way.
Eddie:
Wait, hold on here. Is this a barbershop? Is this a barbershop? If we can't talk straight in a barbershop, then where can we talk straight? We can't talk straight nowhere else. You know, this ain't nothin' but healthy conversation, that's all.

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Calvin:
You see that? That right there is Oprah's house.

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[repeated line/entering barbershop on DVD]
Terri:
Who drank my apple juice?

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Calvin:
Ray! I told you to stop coming in here soliciting. Are you retarded or something?
Ray-Ray:
No.
Calvin:
Are you stupid, simple, or slow; which one?

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