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Release date 2001

Duration 123 min

Producer(s) Ashok Amritraj, Jim Andrino, Michele Berk...more

Director(s) Barry Levinson...more Barry Levinson...less

Writer(s) Harley Peyton...more Harley Peyton...less

Cast Bruce Willis, Billy Bob Thornton, Cate Blanchett...more

Genre Comedy, Crime, Drama,

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Charles Wheeler:
Please, wherever you are, return my wife to me. Kate, if you're listening, I want you to know that I'm okay. I hope you're holding up well, I hope that these gentlemen are treating you correctly, the way you should be treated, and speaking of which, I'm going to Spain next week, so if your kidnappers would like to contact me, they can get in touch with my people, and you know who they are, and the house is waiting for you, right here, where you belong. And the house misses you, I miss you... [Kate turns off the television]

Terry:
I've been thinking I don't *have* a brain tumor because you never had a brother!

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Kate:
You can't just step in front of a moving car and expect it to stop!
Terry:
Yes you can! I've seen it done!

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[Terry is listening to a tape about various diseases]
voice on tape:
The most common symptom of vaginitis is an abnormal vaginal discharge... [Terry fast forwards the tape for a while]
voice on tape:
...probably from an allergic reaction to mites.

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Terry:
I am a fugitive from justice! I am a dangerous criminal!
Kate:
Oh well that explains the hijacking!

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Joe:
Terry! That's Kate, right there, take her!

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Terry:
Harvey?
Harvey:
Yeah?
Terry:
Do you remember what I said about conspicuous behavior?
Harvey:
Keep it low profile.
Terry:
Are you achieving it do you think?

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Joe:
Put that gun down.
Terry:
Make me!
Joe:
Make me?
Terry:
Yes, MAKE ME!
Joe:
What the hell is this, the third grade?
Terry:
Well, I'm out of well-turned phrases at this point, Joe!

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Flamingo Desk Clerk:
I've never seen so much pink in my goddamn life! It's a hell of a thing to do to an automobile.

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Terry:
You know the problem with being smart? You always know what will happen next. It ruins the suspense.

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Joe:
Got the gun? [the back window of the car they are driving gets shot out]
Terry:
No.

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Bank teller:
Is this a joke?
Joe:
No ma'am, this is a bank robbery.

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