Balls of Fury

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Release date 2007

Duration 90 min

Producer(s) Gary Barber, Roger Birnbaum, Derek Evans...more

Director(s) Robert Ben Garant...more Robert Ben Garant...less

Writer(s) Thomas Lennon, Robert Ben Garant...more Thomas Lennon, Robert Ben Garant...less

Cast Dan Fogler, Christopher Walken, George Lopez...more

Genre Action, Comedy, Crime, Romance,

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Master Wong:
It is better to die like a tiger, than to live like a pussy.

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Feng:
[inviting Randy on a private tour] I won't bite... not anywhere that'll show.

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Feng:
What part of "sudden death" didn't you understand?

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Master Wong:
Ping Pong... is not the macarena. It takes patience. She is like a fine, well-aged prostitute... it takes years to learn her tricks. [chuckles]
Master Wong:
She is cruel, laughs at you when you are naked, but you keep coming back for more, and more! Why? Because she is the only prostitute I can afford.

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Randy Daytona:
[sees a man standing up] Hey, a volunteer! How you doing buddy? [takes his ping pong ball and paddle and starts bouncing the ball of the guy's face]
Cheese'N'Mac Guy:
[as Randy is bouncing the ball of his face] I was just going for more Cheese 'n Mac.
Cheese'N'Mac Guy:
[Randy keeps bouncing the ball of his face and then his stomach. The guy trys to protect himself with his plate but can't] Stop!
Randy Daytona:
[finally catches the ball] Hoooooooeeeeeee! A-thank you!
Cheese'N'Mac Guy:
[collapses from a heart attack]

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Master Wong:
Maggie! Your temper brings dishonor to my happy mushu palace.

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Karl Wolfschtagg:
Daytona, I have said some cruel things about you. To my friends here at the tournament, I tell them that the reason that you hate me so much, is because I had sex with your mother.
Randy Daytona:
My mother died when I was two. I hardly knew her.
Karl Wolfschtagg:
Yeah I know it's a horrible thing to say. And yet these things that I say over and over again... I do not mean them. Because in truth, you are the greatest player I have ever scene. Other than myself, practicing in front of a mirror. Which I do... everyday... in the nude. I'm sorry for you, that your papa is not here to see you. I think he would be very proud of you.
Randy Daytona:
Yeah.
Karl Wolfschtagg:
So proud of you, that he would probably bet the money on you again. I could use the cash! Haha. Tell your dead parents I said "What's Up?"

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Maggie Wong:
[in Chinese] Focus on your balls not my boobs!

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Feng:
Ping pong, or as the Chinese say: "Ping pong".

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Agent Ernie Rodriquez:
I'm from the CIA.
Randy Daytona:
Whoa man. I didn't mean to kill that guy. How was I supposed to know he had a bad heart?
Agent Ernie Rodriquez:
Hey. I'm not here for that. I thought that was part of the act. Until the paramedics came I was laughing my ass off.

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Feng:
Sports, members, bandits alike.

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Master Wong:
Welcome to the underbelly of ping-pong where fortunes are won and lost. I'm exaggerating, of course, but you get my point.

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