Bad News Bears

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Release date 2005

Duration 113 min

Producer(s) Adam Ellison, Bruce Heller, Sara Johnson...more

Director(s) Richard Linklater...more Richard Linklater...less

Writer(s) Bill Lancaster, Glenn Ficarra, John Requa...more

Cast Billy Bob Thornton, Greg Kinnear, Marcia Gay Harden...more

Genre Comedy,

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Morris Buttermaker:
You guys swing like Helen Keller at a Piñata party.

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Morris Buttermaker:
[watching girls play softball] You know, in my life I thought I'd never say, "Look at the ass on that second baseman." But look at the ass on that second baseman.

Tanner Boyle:
[hearing a man reading "Casey at the Bat"] What a fag!

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Morris Buttermaker:
Okay, Engelberg, this is a screwball. It's an old school thing. You gotta stand in there because it looks like it's gonna hit you, but it drops off the table.

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Mike Engelberg:
[Buttermaker falls down drunk] Is he dead?
Prem Lahiri:
No, he is drunk.
Tanner Boyle:
Screw this, man, I'm takin' his wallet.

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[after having the kids use cans of pesticide that had a warning against carcinogen]
Morris Buttermaker:
Hey, Hooper, what are you doing with that patch on your eye? Playing Pirate? Come to swab the deck, matey?
Matthew Hooper:
Mother says I have cancer of the eye.

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Morris Buttermaker:
Hey, Hooper, you wanna put that thing in fourth gear and get over here already?

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Joey Bullock:
Hey bears, thanks for batting practice.
Jimmy:
Yeah, you guys suck.
Tanner Boyle:
I'll show you batting practice.

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Morris Buttermaker:
Is that a baggy full of bacon?
Mike Engelberg:
I'm on Atkins!

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[to his team after losing the first game of the season]
Morris Buttermaker:
You guys look like the last shit I took.

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Morris Buttermaker:
Now, my old coach used to say a tie is like kissing your sister, but the way we've been playing, it's more like kissing a really hot stepsister.

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Morris Buttermaker:
[telling the kid's about the protective cups they have to wear] Also, you'll want to write your names on them because that's how you get Crabs. And trust me, you don't want to spend your Sunday afternoon picking through your pumpkin patch with a little comb.

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